wamplery

Word used to call someone very stupid in a passive way.

You’re such a wamplery man

by ODerpy March 22, 2022

Wamplerism

A political belief system based on ultra-conservative or staunchly libertarian ideals combined with provocative and controversial tactics.

I am impressed by your Wamplerism; here is some money.

by Anti-Liberal January 12, 2005

Wampersand

A snobby pseudo-intellectual; someone who thinks they have the world figured out, when in reality they just have their head stuck up their ass.

Brad: Is that guy a flat earther?
Chad: Yeah but no, but like yeah, you know, that guy is a total wampersand.

by Grey and Jo get shat on March 29, 2021

wamplerosis

The feeling of extreme persecution that results from the knowledge that somewhere, someone disagrees with you.

Gah! People in Europe have slightly different priorities from me! Danger! Danger!

by Sara April 3, 2005

wamper

A bag of heroin (Southwest Pa.). A stamp bag. It is a variation of stamper.

I'm going down to the commons to pick up a few wampers.

by XnoraBehT January 2, 2005

Wampler

A penis that is first fully erect but then becomes flaccid due to an instant unattraction

Last night, when i was taking her pants off, i had a full-on rager untill i saw her penis. Then i just got a big wampler.

by Timbo Bumaye January 30, 2012

Wapter-Copter

The sexual act of spinning a woman above one's head like helicopter blades while she urinates.

The one spinning the woman typically opens their mouth to catch said urine.

*waft, waft, waft*
*splosh splish splash*

"Honey, what's that noise coming from upstairs?"
"Seems to me old Johnny boy is getting a wapter-copter! Proud of im' I am!"

by Tungsten Pimp January 27, 2023