"I got food poisoning at the weekend; upside was I can fit into my skinny jeans again! Best case of vanity shits ever!"
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Elroy just got back from Amsterdam and wouldn't shut up about it. He went to Bangkok last year. He does a lot of vanity traveling.
by gladernie March 8, 2008
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I once thought of getting a vanity plate that say FA-Q or FA-QUE. But then I decided it would be better not to have my windows smashed.
by Progressor February 8, 2014
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