Valmeyer

A small town 30 minutes southeast of STL. 50% of the people who live here hate the lack of fast food restaurants and rude people while the other 50% love the rural area and multiple places to smoke weed, juul, and drink. It’s hard to find a girfriend/ boyfriend because you are more than likely related to them; thus, if you are dating someone from Valmeyer, you’re more than likely committing incest. The guys here love t-rucks and getting drunk on the weekends while the girls love gawking at hot boys from other schools.

Valmeyer? Where’s that?

by lil’ so so June 12, 2018

valmira

A very beautiful,smart and gorgeous woman that has a big heart.She is something special that you can never find. Never hurt her!She is a very thoughtful and careful person.Also known as a great mother.She loves very hard.

She is the most gorgeous woman i've ever seen!
Get a wife like Valmira. Unbelieveable..

by xoxo_secret_girl November 22, 2021

Valmire

Valmire is a very beautiful girl, with light brown eyes and curly hair, nice personality and is very ambitious.

She is definitely the definition of perfection.

She’s so pretty, she’s a Valmire

by Good girl best girl November 23, 2021

valmorpharize

verb, 1. the improper spelling of valmorphanize.
-see also valmorification.
*minus ten thousand nerd-skill-level points for not engaging the mute/closed-captioning feature on your TV in conjunction with your DVD broadcast to verify the spelling of the invented words in the script.

If you were the red commie bastard puppet character, Kim Jong-il, in TEAM AMERICA, WORLD POLICE you would pronounce the word, "valmorpharize."

by Little Joe McCarthy Boyd July 29, 2005

valmorphanize

Applies to facial changes as well as vehical and other transformations.

"OK Baxter, we can safely Valmorphanize our Limosine into a jet now."

OR

"We'll have your face valmorphanized to look like a terrorist so you can infiltrate there camp"

by jolt January 3, 2005

valmeticulous

An adjective to describe a person who uses large fictitious words to sound important when they are really a huge tool bag.

Derived from Steve Wernikoff of the FTC

Pete is such a valmeticulous douchebag since he got a job working for his dad's law firm

by freshhaggis July 1, 2010

Valmira

Valmira is truly a beautiful soul. She is absolutely beautiful and an admirable person to have in your life. She is a real ride or die and sticks up for what she believes in. Does not tolerate fakeness and will call you out when you’re wrong. Girls tend to be jealous and hate on her because they can’t be someone like her. To have a girl like her in your life is a blessing and do not lose her.

She is just amazing. In every single way imaginable.

That’s how Valmira always is.

by Chicago_0318 August 26, 2022