Definitions by freshhaggis

instant sadification 

The feeling one gets after binge watching a season or more of a television show on Netflix then watching the new season live and realizing one has to wait a week to find out what happens.

I watched the first episode of the new season of Turn last night and got instant sadification when it was over.

instant sadification by freshhaggis May 28, 2016

valmeticulous 

An adjective to describe a person who uses large fictitious words to sound important when they are really a huge tool bag.

Derived from Steve Wernikoff of the FTC

Pete is such a valmeticulous douchebag since he got a job working for his dad's law firm

valmeticulous by freshhaggis July 1, 2010