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valmeticulous

An adjective to describe a person who uses large fictitious words to sound important when they are really a huge tool bag.

Derived from Steve Wernikoff of the FTC
Pete is such a valmeticulous douchebag since he got a job working for his dad's law firm
by freshhaggis July 1, 2010
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instant sadification

The feeling one gets after binge watching a season or more of a television show on Netflix then watching the new season live and realizing one has to wait a week to find out what happens.
I watched the first episode of the new season of Turn last night and got instant sadification when it was over.
by freshhaggis May 28, 2016
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