Updated Autopsy Report

Miles Edgeworth's secret move that he pulls out of his ass when it looks like he's losing a case.

Um actually, objection dumbass.
Haven't you heard? Did Gumfuck not tell you?
---Updated salary noises---
Your garbage excuse of a hypothesis? Well I'll shove my entire cravat up your ass because it's fucking WRONG.
Why? Well you little bitch, if you would take a look at this MOTHERFUCKING UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT!

by An_Ace_Case March 29, 2022

Zoe laverne updated.

She may seem like amazing person but she is cold hearted talking bad about her parents cussing out her parents saying the n word 6 times going live naked vaping lying to her fans saying the c slur making rumors on her friends crying for sympathy and grooming conner

Zoe laverne updated.

by Ramen is life October 27, 2020

update

term made by imran and yared from dmv
means to use the bathroom and use your device and stay there for a while by going on social media and watching YT videos. YOU MUST STAY THERE MINIMUM 10-15 for this to count as an update. term was made around december in 2018

Alright boys i’m bout to update. again?!?, it’s been 3 times already today.
Ahh just updated

by GamerBoy Terms December 7, 2019

cave update

Something Minecraft needs instead of bees

Tim69420: We need a cave update r/caveupdate
Mojang: no

by We need a cave update October 3, 2019

Get updated

When you're playing a video game and two players kill each other simultaneously. Originally from Gears of War 2, when title update 6 was introduced and it became possible to kill each other at the same time.

Guy 1: "Aww man we killed each other!"
Guy 2: "Get updated!"

by Oh iTs Pyro November 23, 2010

update rape

Whenever a computer updates itself constantly and you either repeatedly tell it "remind me later" or "don't update" and the computer continues updating itself anyway

Man 1: My laptop keeps updating even though I tell it no

Man 2: Dude, you're being update raped

by adambomb9 November 22, 2010

windows update

The way Microsoft finds out that your copy of Windows is pirated

"Windows Update" has determined that your installation key is not valid, and therefore setup cannot proceed. Contact your system administrator for more information.

by DaveK September 6, 2003