Umberto

Fun,energetic,handsome,loyal,funny,kind,chick magnet,rough,madle in love with people that he barely knows he gets into a lot of fights. shoe addict

Girl:hay wanna go play with Umberto

Other guy:no hes to hard to beat

Umberto:Hmm (doing keep-ups with know one else in the corner very concentrate)

by Cheer ZZ you June 6, 2015

Umbertoism

Umbertoism is a religion that has origins from Sweden. Humbertus liber is their holy writing but is not the most holy thing umberto fontana from rome that lives in sweden is the most holy guy in the world.

umbertoism is the best religion

by umberto fanclub September 18, 2018

Umberto & Quentin

The closest Uday & Quesay would get to their names on those amusement park personalised licence plates.

I don't have an example. The definition is a joke.

by Zach G. November 28, 2003

uberously

along the lines of extremely or utterly, but with a rockin euro-twist, thus increasing the intensity ever so slightly

I met this guy, and his body was uberously delicious to look at.

by rachael June 30, 2004

Umberto's

Also known as "Scumbertos", it is the home of Silvio and extremely shitty pizza, with your choice of topping including dirty toenails, pubic hair, or Silvio's nasty saliva. They also have the peutrid garlic puffs, made of absolute grease. And as you wait for your meal, take your time to read the crappy poem of the world's shittiest garlic puffs, you might find that you lose your appetite immediatly and/or just shake your head. You will find that not only kids eat here for going out to lunch, but you will also find lazy workers who seek a time off from there horrible job. Ask Silvio's great assistant (If you are unable to identify him, he's the one who hasn't shaved for a week and has a grey comb over, greasy shirt, and terrible accent) for anything and listen for the abnoxious "TWO PUFF" no matter what you order. If you would like to come here, come to Fair Haven and you will spot it right next to the fake shitty Number 1 Chinese.

Andrew: Where do you want to go out to lunch today?
Alex: Yo, let's hit Umberto's, and wolf down some shitty Garlic Puffs.

by Saint Seer April 6, 2008

Umberto

surrounded by obstacles and challenges
you cannot help but peep through the glory hole
and
watch

him
grow demanding limbs that are
capable of carrying weight
and you cannot help but love what you
you
love
what
you
feel

this could go on like this. why destroy a good thing.
Umberto

by Krkič May 4, 2019

Umberto

The Most Gibberish name of all the names.. it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Scumana Umberto?

by Bretmcb23 October 16, 2008