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Twokking

(v.) To show great approval of, stalk, swarm over an/or drool at.

2. To attempt to acquire something or make conversation about acquiring it
The chavs can be seen twokking from the Jewelry counter.
by Saruhbear October 16, 2008
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Twokinds

A really, really REALLY fucking weird "totes not furry!1 guiyze" webcomic made by Markiplier's brother. (I'm not fucking kidding you. Tom Fischbach. Look him up.) It is known for being full of shitty anime plot tropes, an art style that only the French could enjoy and character designs that are clearly meant to get the 13-year-old-going-into-puberty's sperm production into overdrive. (If you can't catch the hint, the characters are blatant fanservice for the closet-furries who defend this shit unironically.)

I cant even describe just how shit this webcomic is, so do yourself a favor, because The Bad Webcomics Wiki has an amazing article documenting just why it is /shit/.

It is not as good as it sounds, considering half of the arcs are either:

1. Slow as a Warhammer fan trying to comprehend why nobody likes them.
2. Blatantly made to appeal to closet-furries and horny teenagers and early-adults who have nothing better with their life than to constantly jerk off to Flora, open your history books for 'Leoian' everyone.
3. Weird backstory flashbacks that try to strew the horrifically constructed story together. Yeah, its still not as good as it sounds.
4. All of the above (a majority of every arc.)

The fanbase is known for treating Tom like he's the fucking God Emperor of Mankind, while also doing everything in their power to actively deny that Twokinds is "not" a furry-fetishbait webcomic.
I read one page of Twokinds and I wanted to fucking kill myself. How is this shit even enjoyed by people, bruh?
by Yumbo Yet August 29, 2023
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twocking

Stealing a car. Based on Taking Without Owners Consent.
'The 13 year old off some estate was caught twocking again'
by tonelander May 12, 2003
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twotkin

v. a female version of a blumpkin or

eating a girl out while she is taking a shit
fat jack walks in the bathroom and sees michaela dropping a big old mud monkey and knowing how much he loves her butthole he walks over and eats her out while she is shitting or giving her a twotkin
by Fatty Jack Burke June 10, 2009
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Tworking

Rubbing one's buttocks against keyboard in order to produce code
Damn be this Monday! Have to be tworking again.
by comaunite August 19, 2014
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tworking

Exploiting yourself (as opposed to your sexuality) by working (as opposed to dancing in a weird way).
"Bye, I´m off tworking all day!"
by Bee Beard October 29, 2013
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twoskies

When you finished smoking a bowl and you decide that you should smoke another. You call for twoskies.
"I gotta go back for twoskies."
by Billybongthorten August 22, 2007
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