When ones poop piles up to the point it sticks out above the toilet water like an iceberg made of poop.
After taking a dump, husband yells out to his wife
"Honey, come check out this turdberg before I flush."
"Honey, come check out this turdberg before I flush."
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TurdBerries • Tardberry • Turnberry Shuffle • turdberg • turdery • Tornberry • tunaberry • Turdberculosis • turdbergler • turderky
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Get the Turdery mug.turd-ber'cu-lo-sis (-lō'sis)n. A serious eating disorder in which one (common amoung dogs) consumes its own fecal matter. Turd burglar, turd cake.
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Get the tunaberry mug.When you get to a red light that takes forever to change green forcing you to make a right turn then a u-turn to avoid it. The maneuver was created by a balding, middle-aged man frustrated with living in the Ternberry gated community in an unknown city and state. It has been said that nobody gave a shit about Ternberry, not even the assholes who programmed the traffic light to exit the community and make a left turn.
The maneuver is performed in the following method:
1. Stop at light and wait 5 minutes.
2. Realize you're an idiot for waiting.
3. Turn right out of frustration.
4. Frantically cut across all lanes of travel to the left turn lane.
5. Shuffle the steering wheel all the way to the left.
6. Bust that u-turn like a boss, cutting off some old dumb bitch.
7. Continue about your business.
A successful Turnberry Shuffle is achieved if the asshole stop light doesn't turn red on you after your u-turn defeating your efforts as if the traffic light knew and decided to punish you.
The maneuver is performed in the following method:
1. Stop at light and wait 5 minutes.
2. Realize you're an idiot for waiting.
3. Turn right out of frustration.
4. Frantically cut across all lanes of travel to the left turn lane.
5. Shuffle the steering wheel all the way to the left.
6. Bust that u-turn like a boss, cutting off some old dumb bitch.
7. Continue about your business.
A successful Turnberry Shuffle is achieved if the asshole stop light doesn't turn red on you after your u-turn defeating your efforts as if the traffic light knew and decided to punish you.
For fucks' sake Sarah, perform the Turnberry Shuffle at this light, it will take for fucking ever for it to change for us!
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uses a consistent name throughout, thus he is easily identifiable no matter where you may look on
the internet.
Some may find offense to his witty remarks and plethora of crass and upfront sarcasm; however, this
does not phase his character in the least bit. Just like his name, he stays true to his persona,
regardless of the circumstances.
A "Jack of no trades", he holds average skills spread throughout the spectrum and he will use
whatever power he has to help others, unlike the majority of holier-than-thou administrators and
operators. It's not the size of your E-penis that counts, after all. Since Tornberry is not a
phony or a fraud, one can trust him. Don't let his childlike personality fool you.
Tornberry can be found on various message boards and on certain channels and networks on IRC,
such as irc.Rizon.org.
Did I mention he's really kick-ass and awesome? Don't believe me? Well, then check out his IRC
conversations: http://www.livejournal.com/~tornberry
-This unbiased UrbanDictionary entry was submitted by yours truly, Tornberry.
uses a consistent name throughout, thus he is easily identifiable no matter where you may look on
the internet.
Some may find offense to his witty remarks and plethora of crass and upfront sarcasm; however, this
does not phase his character in the least bit. Just like his name, he stays true to his persona,
regardless of the circumstances.
A "Jack of no trades", he holds average skills spread throughout the spectrum and he will use
whatever power he has to help others, unlike the majority of holier-than-thou administrators and
operators. It's not the size of your E-penis that counts, after all. Since Tornberry is not a
phony or a fraud, one can trust him. Don't let his childlike personality fool you.
Tornberry can be found on various message boards and on certain channels and networks on IRC,
such as irc.Rizon.org.
Did I mention he's really kick-ass and awesome? Don't believe me? Well, then check out his IRC
conversations: http://www.livejournal.com/~tornberry
-This unbiased UrbanDictionary entry was submitted by yours truly, Tornberry.
Generic User: Tornberry, why are you so kick-ass?
Tornberry: Good question.
Tornberry: I think it's because I'm awesome.
Tornberry: Good question.
Tornberry: I think it's because I'm awesome.
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