turbowhore

Easy freak with whom you can have sex in under 12 seconds. see turboslut

Your sister is a turbowhore!

by bigdieseltrucker January 9, 2005

turbanware

Often describing low quality software written in India by companies to save money.

"this turbanware sux it just keeps crashing"

by Linux_Galore February 13, 2004

turbowhore

a scenester girl who isn't really all that promiscuous, but wants people to think she is for unknown reasons. used to describe self.

Yeap, that's me. Turbowhore.

by the quibster March 12, 2004

Turbolard

Used to describe an individual who is so overweight that their fat moves faster than they do.

I just got cut-off in the hallway by some Turbolard.

by Sparky D. Davis May 10, 2008

Tubaware

A word created by people who don't know how to say or spell Tupperware

I'm going to grab some cornflakes out of the Tubaware with my bare hands.

by FrostyyBoi February 1, 2022

turboretard

A variation of the term "retard".

It is used to describe a specific kind of retard. Chiefly, retards of this denomination display an overconfidence on any topic (regardless of actual knowledge) and a complete absence of self-awareness. Nuance, perspective thought, omitted contextual details, second-order reactions, and many other logical concepts are completely invisible to turboretards, and they use this state of ignorance to argue moot/redundant, observably/intuitively false points, or make surface level declarations without evidence.

Turboretards' entire existence is hallmarked by muddying the waters of any discussion they take part in—repetitiously parroting grossly bastardized and easily-disproven talking points from their machiavellian gods who, unlike the turboretards themselves, cleverly use words and rhetoric as a source of income.

"Your definition makes me uncomfortable! Take this downvote, asshole!"
"Ahh, a turboretard."

by binder full of ankle pics December 14, 2024

turbotard

A rare breed of dumbass who operates at maximum stupidity with zero self-awareness. Think of a regular idiot, now slap a jet engine on their bad decisions, and watch them crash straight into Darwin Award territory. A turbotard doesn’t just fail—they fail spectacularly and loudly, leaving everyone else wondering how they’ve made it this far in life without accidentally deleting themselves from existence.

"That aspie is a turbotard and a genius at the same time, like shrodingers cat."
"She tried to microwave a metal pan and then called 911 when it sparked. Turbotard energy."
"Dude said he was gonna 'build muscle fast' and drank a gallon of raw eggs in one sitting. Guess who spent the night hugging the toilet? Turbotard energy."

by InBootyITrust January 5, 2025