A variation of the term "retard".
It is used to describe a specific kind of retard. Chiefly, retards of this denomination display an overconfidence on any topic (regardless of actual knowledge) and a complete absence of self-awareness. Nuance, perspective thought, omitted contextual details, second-order reactions, and many other logical concepts are completely invisible to turboretards, and they use this state of ignorance to argue moot/redundant, observably/intuitively false points, or make surface level declarations without evidence.
Turboretards' entire existence is hallmarked by muddying the waters of any discussion they take part in—repetitiously parroting grossly bastardized and easily-disproven talking points from their machiavellian gods who, unlike the turboretards themselves, cleverly use words and rhetoric as a source of income.
It is used to describe a specific kind of retard. Chiefly, retards of this denomination display an overconfidence on any topic (regardless of actual knowledge) and a complete absence of self-awareness. Nuance, perspective thought, omitted contextual details, second-order reactions, and many other logical concepts are completely invisible to turboretards, and they use this state of ignorance to argue moot/redundant, observably/intuitively false points, or make surface level declarations without evidence.
Turboretards' entire existence is hallmarked by muddying the waters of any discussion they take part in—repetitiously parroting grossly bastardized and easily-disproven talking points from their machiavellian gods who, unlike the turboretards themselves, cleverly use words and rhetoric as a source of income.
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Turbo retards act faster than synapse exchange, and thus cannot understand how retarded their actions are.
In their minds they are gods among men, galaxy brains surrounded by smooth brains.
Turbo retards act faster than synapse exchange, and thus cannot understand how retarded their actions are.
In their minds they are gods among men, galaxy brains surrounded by smooth brains.
Bob went Turbo Retard the other day... he just bought a whole new monitor because his display cable was broken.
Damn Frank over there is going Turbo Retard on those targets, has he even landed a shot?
Damn Billy you gotta stop going Turbo Retard or you'll never work out how to solve this one.
Damn Frank over there is going Turbo Retard on those targets, has he even landed a shot?
Damn Billy you gotta stop going Turbo Retard or you'll never work out how to solve this one.
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2) Michael got hit by a bus and now he is turbo retarded.
2) Michael got hit by a bus and now he is turbo retarded.
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Get the turbo retard mug.A rare breed of dumbass who operates at maximum stupidity with zero self-awareness. Think of a regular idiot, now slap a jet engine on their bad decisions, and watch them crash straight into Darwin Award territory. A turbotard doesn’t just fail—they fail spectacularly and loudly, leaving everyone else wondering how they’ve made it this far in life without accidentally deleting themselves from existence.
"That aspie is a turbotard and a genius at the same time, like shrodingers cat."
"She tried to microwave a metal pan and then called 911 when it sparked. Turbotard energy."
"Dude said he was gonna 'build muscle fast' and drank a gallon of raw eggs in one sitting. Guess who spent the night hugging the toilet? Turbotard energy."
"She tried to microwave a metal pan and then called 911 when it sparked. Turbotard energy."
"Dude said he was gonna 'build muscle fast' and drank a gallon of raw eggs in one sitting. Guess who spent the night hugging the toilet? Turbotard energy."
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