tsunami

Something the owns asia hardcore.
Man, that tsunami fucking owned thailand.
by cadmiumsulfide March 24, 2005
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Get. The. Fuck. Out. Of. Here.
is what Dewleezle thought
when she saw the tsunami
approach the coast.
by Krkič October 01, 2020
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1) Apparently offensive when used as a pick-up line on Dec 31 '04: "I'm a tsunami! I come in waves!"

2) Also apparently offensive when yelled at the top of one's voice in a crowd of drunken revellers, while throwing water over everyone nearby. Some people have no sense of humour!

3) An amazingly effective way for nature to scream "STOP FUCKING BREEDING!!!!!" Neither AIDS nor SARS worked as population control methods, so the Earth Mother cracked the shits and went postal!
Fuck the tsunami survivors! No-one threw billions of dollars at me when I got hit by a water bomb!
by Apathetic Care Bear January 29, 2005
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Mother natures sense of humor. It is defined as a large wave crashing on the shore of a random third-world country, sacrificing the lives of those stupid enough to be in the way for the mild amusement of others. In order to avoid negative attention from people who pretend to care about people other than themselves, it is defined as a catastrophe instead of entertainment.
justin: did you hear about that tsunami that killed over 400 people? Chris: yeah, that was pretty funny i guess. A valcano would have been way funnier, though. Justin: what the hell is wrong with you? Chris: oh, tsunami? Yeah, sure, thats sad, i guess. I thought you said, um, salami. Justin: that doesn't make sense. Chris: your mom's a whore.
by feral polecat January 24, 2011
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When you have a lone little ball of sweat that originates in your armpit and it rolls all the way down your skin without getting absorbed into your shirt. You can literally feel it trickle all the way down.
I was sitting in Algebra class today and had a tsunami.
by Jonathan Michonski December 19, 2006
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Verb
Similar to making it rain in a strip club but instead of throwing many dollar bills in the air, you wad the bills up tighty (perhaps with a rubber band) and throw it forcefully at the stripper, hopefully knocking her down
God that stripper has no ass, she has no business on stage! Lets tsunami this bitch!
by Homie dont chew dat December 17, 2008
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nickname for takeru kobayashi, a japanese competitive eater who holds the world record for hot dog eating. in october 2006, he set a new high of eating 53 and 3/4 hot dogs in 12 minutes
omg the tsunami set another record in hot dog eating again!! *in awe
by shalalala November 26, 2006
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