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Trumpitis 

The disease whose symptoms are constipation of the brain with simultaneous diarrhea of the mouth.
This disease has now been named Trumpitis to honor the person who has demonstrated the effects on a continuing daily basis.
The symptoms of Trumpitis cannot be alleviated by use of an astringent even though it appears that Donald used one before speaking in an attempt to demonstrate that pursed lips indicate thought prior to speaking.
Trumpitis by Chapter XI July 18, 2016
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Trumpitis 

A profound feeling of pending done. A gut feeling that the world as you knew it is about to change. See also nuclear war, Holocaust, end of days.
I was suffering from trumpitis
Trumpitis by Insane joe kane April 7, 2017

Trumpitis 

Most common symptoms include Umpa Lumpa-toned skin, reverse-mullet which is combed to one side, pursed lips when talking, and aversions to all things Rosie O'Donnell. Due to the last symptom listed, this affliction is often misinterpreted as a regular Rosie hate, which is wide-spread. Named after Donald Trump, who is most famously known for selling Serta mattresses.
Trumpitis: "You're fired"
Trumpitis by Bribribribribri November 25, 2010

trumpitis 

A condition where a person talks trash about someone or something, while at work, and expects no consequences.
Joe got fired today. He caught a case of trumpitis.
trumpitis by HBIC5224 July 14, 2016

Trumpitis 

The condition characterized by the following:
1) Lack of sleep, leading to Tweeting at all hours of the night.
2) Orange skin.
3) Name calling.
4) Intolerance of the Left.
5) Burger cravings.
6) Extra energy.
7) Increase in Patriotism.
I think I'm coming down with Trumpitis: I called my friend ant-American today.
Trumpitis by Real_NoobToob May 6, 2020

Jericho Trumpets

Jercho Trumpet was a name given to the sirens on the bottom of Junkers Ju 87 Stukas.
They were boxes with a small propeller mounted near the landing gear. The idea was to demoralise allied troops and inflict psychological trauma.
Allied Troop: Jesus Christ, you hear those Jericho Trumpets?Allied Troop #2: Yeah, it's a death sentence when you hear that.
Jericho Trumpets by L4SR September 15, 2016

Trumpotism 

(noun) The nepotism practiced by Donald J. Trump while in office as the 45th president of the United States of America.

Related words: trumplify, trumplift
The 45th U.S. president trumplifted many of his own family and friends, earning him the best new word in urbandictionary.com: "Trumpotism"
Trumpotism by millstone December 8, 2020