A person who has a blind, cult-like admiration of and devotion to the worst President in American history, Donald
Trump. Trumpanzees verbally attack people who contradict their narrow outlook on life. If you argue reasonably against
Trump's racist, xenophobic and misogynistic politics, you are called a
snowflake. If you mention anything you'
ve read in The New York Times or have seen on CNN, Trumpanzee would label it fake news.
Trumpanzees tend to be fat, pasty-faced high school dropouts who:
Live in the suburbs of Palookaville;
Read the National Enquirer and some fake news site that blames Obama for America's problems;
Watch Fox News, Maury, Jerry Springer and NASCAR;
Either work part-time at McDonald's or
fake illness for a monthly check from the
government;
Use bad grammar and frequent f-words on social media - then call other people idiots;
Pop out future McDonald's workers, carnies, pole and lap dancers,
baby mamas and daddies, and other
useless people; and
Often have a trailer full of kids with different fathers.
Trumpanzees are also known for their low IQs, almost laughable devotion to God, and getting their 15 minutes of fame on the People of Walmart website wearing either ridiculous clothes or nothing at all.
