absolutey tooty

goofy way of saying absolutely

did you take that chick to bed last night?absolutey tooty

by pussy bee October 26, 2019

rooty tooty fresh 'n fruity

This is an interjectional phrase that is used when someone expels flatus by way of the rectum (id est: "farts"). It is meant to reference both the noise that frequently presents along with the expulsion (as some wind instruments are said to "toot" or "be tooted", such as the horn) and the distinct, frequently pungent odor of said flatus, which is sometimes intense enough to have a liminaly gustatable mawkishness (mawkishness in the sense of having a mildly sickening flavor; being slightly nauseating) ((a present intimation being that the "fresh 'n fruity" portion of the phrase is a jesting reference to the decidedly objectionable {at least socially} fetor {a strong offensive smell})). The interjection is spelled so as to be in accordance with the officially featured breakfast of the same title that originally appeared at IHOP (The International House of Pancakes); from whose menu the phrase entered the American English vernacular.

Scene: Two guys are riding in a truck in southeastern Arkansas carpooling back home from working at the mill on a warm day in August. Nothing is happening, neither saying anything no radio, just the frequent jolts & constant rumblings from the tires’ continuous collisions with the rough dirt road.

James, Brad: ...

-Suddenly in a loud exuberant manner ...

Brad: Woo Hoo!! Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity!

James: ...

-In conspicuous silence James continues to pilot the vehicle, once or twice glancing towards Brad who is still working on coming down from the momentary high of his emotional outburst. They continue their journey; the countenance of the former now notably featuring the taint of ashamedness.

by Vikki Jezebel Blood November 23, 2010

Slop Troth

A woman who likes to be fucked constantly, probably without a condom, by other dudes.

That bitch goes out every night and leaves with a different guy...what a slop troth.

by ChillGuts October 21, 2010

let’s trot

When you and your friends are on the way to the pub and a male (aged 18) gets very excited and shouts LET’S TROT BABY!!

Similar to LESSSGOOOO

Let’s trot let’s trot let’s trot... greatest city in the world!!

by NonYa Mamma October 16, 2021

trot out

The act of showing off yourself or something of yours to get attention and props.

See showboating or grandstanding

"Robbie likes to trot out with every new slang word he reads on Urban Dictionary."

by Bedhead May 29, 2006

cock trot

When a female gets extremely drunk and sucks, touches, or sits on more than 3 dicks in one night.

Hey man. Did you hear that Stacey sucked three dicks this weekend!

Oh no way dude so she went on a cock trot?

by Austen Guill January 24, 2008

Troydan

A wanted fugitive who has kids in his basement. These people could be found in Nova Scotia

Troydan has kids in his basement

by Troydan74 May 22, 2020