toolshed

To tell someone that they are beyond being a tool. They are more useless then anyone. This people are usually bigger then others and calling them a toold shed is like telling them they are retared and a waste of space

Yo big Jim your a toolshed

by Matt McLean November 28, 2005

toolshed

Location used to consummate deals with Satan, according to lyrics some Christian wingnut alleged were back-masked in Led Zeppelin's classic song "Stairway to Heaven".

" ... down there in the toolshed where he used to make us so sad O my sweet Satan ...,"

by Fearman May 24, 2008

toolshed

a massive tool

I just stuck you!
Wow john ur a toolshed

by [e-mail] December 05, 2008

toolshed

A sanctuary in which to play hogsoccer.

Before we whipped out the plunger and hamsandwich we locked the door to the toolshed.

by MBC March 31, 2003

toolshed

someone possessing Jeff Sawa-like characteristics. i.e. driving around in an 1987 IROC sporting a mullet and a cut off flannel while jamming to "night ranger".

You're such a toolshed Herb.

by Sue Lutz February 25, 2003

toolshed

also a term similar to "douchebag" or referring to someone who is or has geeked out.

man, did you hear he fucked up again? what a toolshed.

by the surly mermaid May 27, 2005

Toolshed

A word describing a giant douchebag, that uses money to make himself look cool. Mainly, however, it is a kid who tries to be something he is not.

Peterson bought us some sweet shades yesterday. That kid is a big toolshed.

by Balls Finnigan January 29, 2009