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Tooting Handshake

A friendly greeting, given by motorists to passers by. It is given in the form of dangling a flaccid penis from a car window, and swerving close to a pedestian so that it slaps them in the face.

Popularised in the Tooting area of London, it is now something of a local tradition.

Best carried out while the car is moving, in case a quick getaway is needed.
"That jogger looks like she needs some encouragement, wind down the window and I'll give her a Tooting Handshake as we go past"
by adamandfiona January 24, 2010
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tooting your own dick

The act of being a cocky ass hole; bragging about shit no one cares about.
Chaz: "Bro, I'm workin' a sweat up. I just benched 300 lbs at the gym."

Jeff: "Hey man, quit tooting your own dick."
by G.andy18 February 28, 2017
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Beans on toasting

Verb - when a British person behaves dishonourably or cheats at a sport/game
"listen here matey, you were clearly beans on toasting at the cricket game this morning"
by marty mcpichum December 14, 2021
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toting

bringing, taking, taking with yu.
old fashioned hazing has escaled to instances of extortion , emotional terorism, and kids toting guns to school
by Ange January 6, 2005
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Twating

The practice of leaving a blood trail or blood spots (known or unknown) while menstruating.
Mary left a blood trail all over her office chair and toilet. She's been twating all over the clinic!
by Gouldswifter November 1, 2012
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Thating

When two people aren’t dating but they have a thing but they act like there dating
Friend 1: Oh hey are they dating, Friend 2: No it seems like it but there thating not dating
by Kris5825 November 9, 2018
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Run-By toasting

The act of throwing toast at someone and running.

Tom Green-type comedy.
For halloween, me and my friend are going run-by toasting in town.

*throws toast at old man* *screams random jibberish and runs away leaving the old man and the wittnesses befuddled*
by "kilo" October 31, 2003
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