Bitchuation

The word bitchuation (a smoothly-put-together combination of "bitch" and "situation"), is usually used in a moment of inquiry. That is, when one man asks another what the status is on females that will be in attendance at a given event.

Harlan: Yo man what's our bitchuation for this evening?

John: Gotta couple'a dimes comin' along to the Mil to party!

Harlan: Hell yeah, that's what's up.

by harlangroll March 25, 2011

Bitchuation

Bitchuation- (bitch-u-A-shun) A male who appears to pms like a bitchy female and bitches and is dramatic. Also if u find yourself saying he is a real female or a vajay you could call that person "the Bitchuation"

" When he did not get his way today he caused a real bitchuation "

" Watch out here comes "The Bitchuation"

by Anita Nubaws February 16, 2010

fitchuation

An unspeakable sex act that involves depilatory cream, an enema bag, and a personal grudge.

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino's popularity from Jersey Shore inspired Abercrombie and Fitch to create a t-shirt that said "The Fitchuation" on it, thus giving us the perfect name for something we have heretofore had to refer to as "you know... *that* thing."

Example: "Bro. breaks down sobbing"

by joeyfresh August 22, 2011

bitchuation

A situation created by an individual for the sole purpose of being able to bitch about it later.

Betty was cooking for a dinner party and asked her husband to pick up a few last minute items at the grocery store. She did not provide a list for his reference even though she knew he would never remember everything, thus creating the perfect bitchuation.

by COMB July 20, 2008

tituational comedy

n., when a humorous situation escalates into the accidental or intentional use of breasts to fuel physical comedy

Guy A: Hey, did you see the latest episode? You know, where that guy totally grabbed that girl's boobs?

Guy B: Yeah, I kinda thought it was an excess of tituational comedy.

by UnlovedByEditors November 24, 2013

Bitchuation

Situation in which your trying to figure out the girls to bring with you or to hang out with.

Hey we gotta figure out this bitchuation before we go to this party

by YTCD September 13, 2009

kitchuation

Any of a number of situations in a kitchen that might be deemed as unfortunate. A nasty, messy kitchen.

I knew we had a serious kitchuation when I saw something moving amid the pile of stinking dishes in the sink.

by jason numedahl February 5, 2009