Timefucked 

The inability to finish a set piece of work due to the intervention by an all-powerful, omniscient force; often confused with procrastination.

"Those two BAMFs, Ross and Kevin, are so timefucked. They never seem to do their homework"

Timefucked by Nivek725 December 9, 2008

timefuck 

A Timefuck is when you want to do something but are simply in the wrong part of time.

Bro I wanted to bang 2005 Anna Kornikova but now it's 2016. I'm so timefucked.

timefuck by TittyTornado December 21, 2016

Timefuck 

Daylight Savings Time, which fucks with what time it is twice a year.

Gotta change all the clocks and deal with an hour of jet lag, because it's time for the timefuck again!

Timefuck by MysticFlux March 10, 2019

Timefuckery 

Whatever they did in the legend of Zelda ocarina of time

Let’s go commit some timefuckery

Timefuckery by MiloMiloMissileSilo June 13, 2023

Timefuck

To cancel or postpone an event someone was looking forward to, often within short notice. Like being stood up, but they actually communicated and you didn't go to the event yet.

We'll go to the cinema. Don't fucking timefuck me.

Timefuck by mraverageSidewinder March 7, 2026