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A Felix is someone who wears nerdy Harry Potter glasses all the time, thin enough to be snapped in half, masturbates to manga, and owns five hentai sweatshirts. May or may not shoot up a school if you call anime a cartoon. Named after the Boyfriends character, a felix is either a ladies man or a fucking virgin
You have Genshin Impact porn on your computer? Major Felix vibes, dude.
Felix by MiloMiloMissileSilo June 6, 2024
A guy that thinks he's fly
And is also known as a busta
Always talkin' about what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass.
no, I don't want your number
No, I don't want to give you mine and
No, I don't want to meet you nowhere
No, I don't want none of your time and
No, I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hangin' out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holla at me
Scrub by MiloMiloMissileSilo April 6, 2024

Scryeaming 

When you scream, cry, and ejaculate all at the same time.
Yo where’s mark?
He’s scryeaming in the bathroom over anime babes with huge tits again.
A giver of sperm, whether it be to your mother or yourself. The word daddy is often used by small children to refer to the poor bastard that has to take care of them, and is also used by teenagers to refer to someone they want to blow to the edge of the Milky Way.
Daddy… I’ve been a bad boy~ I need you to punish me for my misdeeds, daddy~
Daddy by MiloMiloMissileSilo April 6, 2024

Urban Dictionary 

That’s right, bitches. I’m defining the dictionary.
Urban Dictionary is an online dictionary that allows anyone to post a definition on it.
Most often used as a way to confess to crushes or cuss someone out. It is also a useful tool to find random gags. Like the definition of sex, by who knows what: “To shove your schlong into a lava lamp because you are a lonely bitch.
Should you simply be a wandering 13 year old it can also serve as a way to look up slurs.
Urban dictionary is a way to see what words are hip such as “amogus” and “penis

Timefuckery 

Whatever they did in the legend of Zelda ocarina of time
Lets go commit some timefuckery
A cube of the sad parts of the pig. Because no one else wants them, hormel just tosses them into the meat grinder to put in cans.

Means “spiced ham” because it has enough sodium to choke a horse.

It actually quite delicious when you haven’t eaten in a week to “save money”
The homeless dude: “Please help me”
Me: “All I’ve got is a can of Spam and a lot of medical bills
Homeless man: “I’ll take it”
Spam by MiloMiloMissileSilo June 13, 2023