First the tea, then the rape

A common saying amongst Sydney Grammar Boys, "first the tea" is used to imply that you are about to rape someone, or that they are going to be raped by a third party. The logic behind the saying has been lost in time, which recently led to several government inquiries. Scientists were forced to confront the question "first the tea... but then what?". Upon extensive investigation, it was agreed that rape does in fact come after the tea. It can involve all types of tea: hot, cold, green, earl gray, in a teabag and even the raw tea leaves. Common methods include:
Waiting until someone has finished their tea, then calmly reminding them the consequences of their actions.
Or, forcing tea upon someone, then calmly reminding them the consequences of ingesting the tea.

Joseph: "Mannn i just had the best cup of tea with my grandmother"
You: "First the tea, then the rape dude."
Joseph: "Ohhhhh... honey-covered fuck-knuckles".

by monkeygettings November 11, 2009

Ain't No Brakes on the Rape Train

A phrase said, usually while gaming, but can be applied at any point in life, when one feels unstoppable or after achieving a difficult task.
Synonyms: Winning

In CS:GO, friends are playing. It gets down to 5 vs 1. The 1 makes an ace by killing all 5 opposing players. He shouts over the mic, "Ain't No Brakes on the Rape Train!!!"

by Iceguy June 5, 2015

laying down the rape sword

The act of owning your opponent in a competition. Similar to doing the rapedance or boarding the rapetrain.

Chuck and I were laying down the rape sword in Mario Tennis doubles today.

by Popadamus January 13, 2010

Test firing the rape cannon

to masturbate or jerk your gherkin.

Test firing the rape cannon is recommended by many doctors.

by Crreeddss November 3, 2008

rape the dragon

To get something really tough done, or to accomplish something that most people would deem impossible.

Joe: I don't think I have the guts to tell my dad I'm switchin majors. He's going to be furious.

Bob: Well, sooner or later you're going to have to rape the dragon. Might as well be now.

TRIPLE ENTENDRE:

Hey Joe. I fucked your mom last night. Yeah that's right, I totally raped that dragon.

by flippyrocker October 19, 2010

Rape the Sidebar

On facebook, when one goes on a liking spree or becomes a Comment Crasher just to bombard the sidebars of their friends.

Courtney was so drunk last night she decided to rape the sidebar and annoy all of her friends

by The Bro Network October 31, 2011

Rape the goat

To settle for less.
Archaic usage: to go to bed.

He went home with that ugly chick? Man, he really raped the goat.

Archaic usage: Oh, man, I've been up since 5 am. I think I'm gonna go rape the goat.

by bdb2h April 11, 2008