tituation

Any situation in which a breast or pair of breasts are interfering with one's intentions, preventing one from going about their business and/or causing an overall ruckus.

1. Sorry I'm late, I had to stop and buy a new bra because the one I had on was creating a real tituation for me.

2. The cold temperature in here is resulting in a serious tituation.

by yomoniker March 24, 2009

taturation

The amount of tattoos skin can hold and it still look good. Differs by skin and body type.

That guys arms are so covered in tattoos, they are completely taturated. They have met their taturation point.

by DJC89 July 7, 2012

Textlation

When you misunderstand a point someone is trying to convey through an all text medium (cell phones, internet chatting, etc.) because you are unable to see their body language, or hear the fluctuations in the tone of their voice.

I messaged her saying I was going to kill her, but my sarcasm was lost in textlation. Now I have been arrested for threatening her life.

by Sheski April 19, 2010

textation

A conversation that takes place entirely through text messages, whether through instant messaging, sms messages, chat rooms, message boards or posting on each other's home pages.

"Did you talk with Dominic last night?"
"Sort of, we had a textation."

by Mel from Hell January 8, 2009

textlation

It is the way someone interprets what you text them in a totally different way then what you meant ...

I am not being rude, it must have gotten lost in textlation. Just call me.

by Ms4lfclvr December 12, 2013

Tetrazona

A limp dick, 300lbs overweight flat top hair cut having 15 year old bird lover. He likes to collect house plants for fun and finger pops niggas cheeks for sexual gratification; Loves furries such as wolves and domesticated dogs (he's also gay). He has a mental disfunction similar to Alzheimer's.

"Ayo is that Tetrazona? Doesn't he go to Valhalla High School in California. I heard he also has a bird named same and sucks unwashed grease riddled cock in the back alleys."

by Furrfag3092 February 27, 2022

Pena-Pena-Seven-Tena-Tration

The act of a Nigga Ninja shoving 17 pencils up his ass.

Martin: My mom made pizza rolls want any?
Jerome: Sorry but it’s time for Pena-Pena-Seven-Tena-Tration.
Martin: Oh sorry but I don’t speak Nigga.
Jerome: Just let me shove 17 pencils up my ass in peace.

by BruhBruhPepperoni September 11, 2019