Tucker Classic

When an absolute stud flirts with a girl but then gets too attached and proceeds to fuck things up in the relationship.

"What happened to Guy and Minnie?"

"Oh, they aren't going out anymore; he did the Tucker Classic..."

by MASMRANKRA November 13, 2018

belt tucker

When your trying to hide a erection

Erection hard on stiffy belt tucker

by Fozzzy December 12, 2013

Maddie Tucker

When you use the N word unmannerly, or for a joke.

I almost pulled a Maddie tucker yesterday

by Hippo suckin February 23, 2019

Craig Tucker(South Park)

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for $100. I was so happy. But then, four kids from school came to my house and said I should use my $100 to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised I would double my money in one afternoon, but the government arrested us along with all the other Peruvian flute bands and took us to an intern camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead, the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so, that is why I am now in Peru. If I die, let it be known that it is because four guys I don't even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money.

Boy 1:It’s Craig Tucker(South Park)!
Boy 2:Shit.

by Echo-Snake2 April 21, 2023

teekers

A majestic feline, often with a floofy tail and a mane.

I’d like to introduce you to my teekers, Deebo. Don’t pet him for too long or he will bite you.

by Fleabo February 3, 2023

Chamblee Tucker Circuit

Ordering four items from four different fast food restaurants off the I-285 Chamblee Tucker Rd exit and eating it all as a single meal. Options include a Zaxby's, Wendy's, KFC, and Taco Bell.

Guys I'm starving today...Let's hit up the Chamblee Tucker Circuit

by Garn422 March 13, 2018

Tucker's Law

A law inductively arrived at by a Mr. Malcolm Tucker, star of "The Thick of It" and "In the Loop." Tucker's Law goes as such:

If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck up because that cunt's a cunt.

Tucker: Well that's easy then, Tucker's Law!
Tucker: I've got that embroidered on a tea towel at home

by mrPurpleDinosaur2 October 4, 2009