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Tampobling

(noun) an artistic string of metallic or porcelain beads added to the string of a inserted tampon.
Hey Girl, since your Aunt Flow is in town we should make the best of this bloody situation. Please come over tonight and I’ll get my tweezers out and jazz up that tampon string with some “Tampobling”.
by kerb-stirer November 2, 2013
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Showy Tammy

A person who claims their success and good fortune come about because of their spiritual beliefs but in reality it came about because of the hard work of their partner.
She is such a Showy Tammy, if not for her hard working Husband she would have nothing.
by Frank Handle January 19, 2023
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Captain Tampon

A man who enjoys cunnilingus so much that he is willing to feast on the yeast and use his tongue as a tampon whilst her monthly friend flows. A rare dude amongst dudes.
Dude, why is your tongue and face all red ? Well, my bitch ran out of tampons and I had to plug the hole with my tongue. Captain Tampon to the rescue !
by EightBall August 9, 2012
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Tamiyah

Tamiyah is smart,pretty, funny, kind, and a good friend. She has an Amazing/ goofy personality. She is very loyal. You can trust Tamiyah with anything. She's shy at first and doesn't talk much but when you get to know her better she is outgoing , loud, caring, and the only friend u could ever ask for. She's understanding and can KEEP SECRETS. She's not fake and once you get close to her it's hard for her to let you go. If she does let u go it's for a very good reason. She's loveable and a all

round good person. But if u get on her bad side she has a bad attitude and a smart ass mouth and can throw down hard when she fights so don't try her. She can sense emotion in every one and gives good advice. Her smile can brighten up a room and if u look in her lovable brown eyes u can see one Fantastic person. Tamiyah is hard to find so if u have a chance to become friends take it and u won't regret it bc a personality like her's sometimes only come once in a life time.
I wish I had a friend like a Tamiyah
by Dopegirl123 December 16, 2017
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aural tampon

Improvised earplugs (or actual ear tampons!) made out of small wads of bungwipe or nasal tissue.
Most frequently used to help prevent an unwelcome ear whipping; can also be used to stem the tide of bright red blood from the ears when one has been exposed to very unpleasant sounds (like rap or metal to somebody who normally listens to adult contemporary, etc.)
{Hoolio}: Hey Husoos!!! What's with the Cleanax in your ears?
{Husoos}: Those are my aural tampons; some bungsnoipe was playing sludge metal music on this big-ass ghetto blaster on the bus I was just on, so I stuck those things in my ears to help stop the damn noise before some other rider beat the living tweedle out of the jerk who was blasting that nasty-azz "music"!

{Dominique}: Hey Hozay, what's with the wads of bungwipe in your ears?
{Hozay}: My ears started to bleed after I watched an R/C helicopter video on YouTube but I didn't know that there was going to be an Anthrax choon accompanying it, so I made me some aural tampons and stuffed those fuckers in my ears!
by Telephony May 20, 2013
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tampfop

Trading all my players for other players.
Zach: I’m TAMPFOP.

Randy: There’s simply no other trades to make.
by ZachTheRetard July 7, 2020
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Tampon Head

An ugly blonde who has tips that look like they have been dyed with the blood of a tampon.
"Who's that? She's ugly as hell!"
"WATCH OUT, IT'S TAMPON HEAD!"
by MMSGIRL2016 May 16, 2016
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