sworded

To get sworded.

WHAT?! I got sworded on level 2? This is the worst game I've ever played!

by dj gs68 July 23, 2003

sworded

Seperated, cataloged or arranged.

Bubba got dumped by Gerraldean and it made him feel like dog poop, so he got a case of Old Milwaukee at the Groovin' Noovin'...beer always helped when he sworded out his feelings.

by megnao flimpis July 30, 2003

sworded

A run-together word: " it is worded"

The Reverend Bob pounded the pulpit and said, "Sworded rat cheer in the Bible..."

by nilpferd August 11, 2003

sworded

Squalid, ignoble or filthy.

Bubba heard Reginald call him sworded and wondered how he knew that he was carrying a pocket knife.

by harry flashman July 29, 2003

Swording

Two men, in the crab position, getting it on. Much like two women scissoring.

Those two gentlemen were swording on the dance floor.

by Getsomewhiteshirt November 24, 2018

no sword

When a man loses his 'manhood'. The term sword is an innuendo for the male penis.

Abi - Haha you suck at Swords Ben.
AJ - Well it's because he has a broken sword!
Abi - It must suck having to live life with a broken sword.
Ben - I would rather have no sword then a broken sword.

by Alijohn April 20, 2008

The Sword

A ridiculous good heavy metal band formed in 2003 hailing from Austin Texas. They remind me of why I love metal in the first place. Their sound is a throwback to old school metal acts like Black Sabbath. While not the most technical band out there(there riffs kick ass though), but god damn are their songs catchy. Everyone of their songs are equally as amazing, and none of them feel like filler at all. Their lyrics mostly center on Norse and other mythological stories.

No overly wanky guitar solos, no constant double bass, no stupid cookie monster growling vocals. Just pure, raw, old-school heavy metal. The Sword is what metal is all about and are the best modern metal band within a decade.

Current albums:
Age of Winters - 2006
Gods of the Earth - 2008

All their songs are available on their myspace or youtube pages, so just type in The Sword to hear them all.(I'm not allowed to post links).

I will never forgive myself for missing them at the Metallica concert back in January

The Sword kicks your fucking ass.

by I hope Skrillex dies July 10, 2009