sworded 

To have a long, sharp object penetrate you to deadly effect. Especially by a pixellated knight on a certain one-armed dragon.

Also see arrowed

"SWORDED!"
"Stupid friggin' knights!"

sworded by KHD September 25, 2003

sworded 

Verb - to be impaled by a sword.
Originally coined by StrongBad, character featured on homestarrunner.com, in the game "Trogdor the Burninator"

ex: "Trogdor the Burninator was sworded mightily by a knight in shining armor."

sworded by Misfit September 13, 2003

sworded 

done for. Ruined. Wrecked.

"Man, if i don't have those sales figures in by tomorrow, I'm sworded."

sworded by Sparkina1967 December 28, 2005

Sworded 

to be struck with a sword and killed

"Oh dear Troy you have been sworded"

Sworded by J tre December 4, 2003

sworded 

Killing something

Trogdor was Sworded by the knight.

sworded by Lizard King March 17, 2003

sworded 

Of a lady or a gay guy, having had sex

"I got sworded last night!"

sworded by Sparki October 5, 2003

sworded 

To be impaled by a knight deep into the skin.

Oh, this is the worst game I've ever played!

sworded by B-Drac August 2, 2003