sucketary

An individual that works for a Boss/owner....normally doing clerical work. Like answering phones,making appointments etc...but in this case a suckertary just blows off the boss and who ever cums in contact with the firm!

I need to hire a Sly sucketary,because my last one wasn't able to suck it up and do what is needed!

by B1gD1ckBandit77 April 3, 2020

sackretary

A male secretary

Gary "hey dude, is your secretary hot?"
Paul "nope, we've got a sackretary - his name's Cecil”

by AsH II April 10, 2012

sucketry

The act of sucking really bad, l33t suckiness.

I do believe that "Glitter" reached a whole new level of sucketry.

by Ciarra August 3, 2005

Suckretary

A totally inept coworker who can't handle the basics functions of living much less an important job working with the public.

"This is the fifth time she has jammed the copy machine today. Barb's office skills win her the suckretary of the year award.

by She who must not be named ever September 3, 2010

secertary

A sex-slave

A person who takes notes for a ceo while suking his dick

man1 :MR ceo just hired a new secertry

man2: y?

man1: bcuz the last secertary didnt suc good enough

man2: o?

by tjmw53 May 4, 2009

slackertary

A secretary with a knack for not answering calls, misplacing documents, etc.
Depending on personality, this is deemed either incredibly irresponsible and/or lolztastic.

Boss: Did you fax the McHale office about the rescheduling?
Secretary: No, but I did beat Minesweeper on Expert.
Boss: OMG, you're such a slackertary.

by XJC December 14, 2009

Suckertag

To tag someone on facebook in a photo that does not actually contain that person's image.

You have a picture of some friends at your birthday party. Your sister wasn't actually at the party, but you upload the photo to Facebook and suckertag her on an empty spot in the photo. You do this because you wish she had actually been there and you want her to know she was missed.

by Gryphy February 4, 2010