Horse Straddler

The dude that straddles everyones horses, pretty much a tool.

x: here cums the horse straddler!
y: hey bitch
horse straddler: hey guys! look what i got!
z: shut the fuck up and straddle the horses bitch
horse straddler: when can i join the battle? i've been straddling for years now!
x: quit yo bitchin' and get to straddlin'
y: once a horse straddler, always a horse straddler
z: GET THE FUCK BACK TO STRADDLIN'!

by Pwon September 8, 2010

straddle

to place both legs around something, as you would when riding a horse.

"gee, he's hot, i'd straddle him any day!"

by Claire January 27, 2004

Strandana

The bandanas that balding rockers wear to cover their fleeting strands of hair.

"Dude, you look so much younger in your Strandana!!!"

by CanadianTobyandAbel April 10, 2010

Straddle Racking

The act of making out while the man is sitting, and the woman is straddling his legs. A combinations of the terms Straddle(n.) and Racking(v.) Often performed on a couch or the back seat of a car.

Guy1: "Dude did you and Emma get together last night?"
Guy2: "Oh ya dude, we were straddle racking in the back seat of my car for half an hour!"

by Izaacus August 7, 2017

stunad

Italian slang for a stupid person

Whaddaya mean ya quit ya job, ya stunad?

by Dave Keller September 10, 2003

strandals

strappy-sandals... the extremely nerdy style of sandals... tevas are a well known brand... occasionally worn with white tube socks pulled up by cheeto-eating World of Warcraft fanatics... dudes who wear strandlas, sometimes enjoy wearing jorts (jean-shorts) to accompany their comfy sandals...

HAHAH WOW... He just walked out of GameStop wearing strandals and socks...

by Timmy Kelly December 17, 2008

Stranded

To be stuck on the toilet bowl without no roll.

Stranded... stuck on the toilet bowl 'cause you ain't got no roll... to prove you're a man you must wipe it with your hand!

by His Royal Throbness August 1, 2005