Stretch A Bitch

1. Stretch a bitch - Verb. To stretch a woman to her breaking point or until she becomes hostile and unpleasant to be around.
2. Verb. Used by professionals in the field of plastic surgery to refer to face-lift or botox procedures.
3. Verb. Used as a meaningless response to someone explaining their problems when the other person was not listening or does not care

1.
John - Man, did you see Nikki last night?
Mr. Fred - Yeah, Phil sure stretched a bitch when he said she looked fat.

2.
Dr. Cho - What do you have this afternoon?
Dr. Milo - Just stretching a bitch, then I'm going to hit the club.
Dr. Cho - Hah, good man.

3.
Nancy McBoy - I don't know what to do man, what if she doesn't like me?
Tom - I donno man... Stretch a bitch?
Nancy McBoy - Pardon?
Tom - Oh, nothing Nancy, nothing.

by Urixo February 1, 2010

hamstring stretch standing

Actually a type of stretch that is accomplished by bending at the waist and grabbing the backs of your calf muscles.

Also a slang term for getting fucked in the ass, or taking in the ass.

1. The next stretch is the hamstring stretch standing.

2. Man they really got me today. What are you talking about. Well they hammered me on the sales numbers today. Yeah it was kind of like standing there doing the hamstring stretch standing, and then just taking it up the butt. Yeah man I know how you feel.

by pantyteamaster May 10, 2009

Stretchercise

Stretching exercises than may end you up in a stretcher

"Our yoga master keeps telling us to stretch. I'm scared this will end up becoming another form of stretchercise"

by chitsb January 9, 2009

Hustle on stretch

Hustle on stretch
Meaning you put extra effort into making your money.

Hustle hard for the bag taking no breaks.

Person: 2021 Man I’m putting my Hustle on stretch allyear long.

BY : 𝙶𝚒𝚘𝚟𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚒𝙳𝚈𝙼𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚈𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚒

by MillYentei DYSlick January 1, 2021

stretchage vaginalism

when a pussy is so stretched out from usage it even has stretch on the labia, and just hangs loose like liver

man i fucked that chick and she had stretchage vaginalism, my cock felt so fucking alone in her cunt.

hey dude you going out with her? invite a couple of dildos into her cunt, she's got stretchage vaginalism,,bad!!

by smoother than silk August 24, 2009

Go the stretch

Act required when a female demands a sext from a male, however due to excessive alcohol/drug consumption the picture and girth would not be sufficiently attractive.

Hence physical stretching of appendage is required for use in the said sext.

Man: "Couldn't get a decent shot going last night, had to go the stretch"

by dric_bogan September 6, 2013

Two stretch

A phrase used by MC Grindah in the tv series "people just do nothing". He uses this phrase to tell the scripted camera man, how long he spent in jail. Probably hoping he would imply 2 years instead of 2 weeks, like he actually did. But when asked for the second time to fully explain the meaning of 2 stretch, he embarrassingly admitted it's only 2 weeks.

Camera man: "So, how long is 2 stretch"
MC Grindah: "It's just 2 stretch mate"
Camera man: "well can you explain exactly how long"
MC Grindah: "its just 2 weeks init"
The phrase " two stretch " means two weeks.

by Wagwan dickhead June 4, 2019