stonker

Great big fuck off hard on

ive got the stonker of a life time and its all for u!

by steve September 20, 2003

stonkered

To feel bloatedly full, primarily with food.

After I stuffed my face, I lay on the floor, stonkered.

by xezi October 07, 2005

Stonker

Slang for anything massive or large.

Check out my poo, it's a stonker!

by guidopestoni August 31, 2010

Stonker

Derived from the Latin word for erection, "Stonker" is used widely to describe a male's erect penis.

Mark has a stonker.
Mark has a stonking hard-on.

by Bob May 13, 2005

stonkered

To be stoned. Under the influence of Marijuana. THC poisoning, if you will.

"far out Matty, we're well stonkered"
"you know it Johnno."

by bst September 25, 2005

Stonker

this is the stinkiest fart that is ever possible. there is nothing worse than getting a whiff of a stonker. some say hittler used stonkers as his most effective weapon in the second world war.
for more effect, they can be called eggy stonkers

guy 1="awhhh sickkkk that guy just did a serious stonker"
guy 2= "thats one eggy stonker"

by mokeykenlon May 08, 2008

stonker

Denotes an especially large ammount of cannabis being pulled in a smoking deivce such as a bottle bag or a bucket or a bong.

Go easy on that one, it's a stonker mate

by Matt October 20, 2004