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The Scarecrow

This is when a guy is getting his dick sucked standing up and gets a finger up is ass he is cumming. This causing him to stand straight up like a stick is in his ass, with his arms out and a brainless look of uncertainty of whether or not it's ok to like what just happened.
Listen to this girl! Last night I stuck my finger up my man's ass, he stood up like The Scarecrow you see in every cornfield in Nebraska . The real funny part was he got all confused and embarrassed like he didn't like it. Girl, you know he did! He wasn't in Kansas anymore that's for sure!
by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016
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Niggerish Staredown

When a black guy stares someone down with a look of pure hatred on his face. This can often be seen performed by black athletes directed toward a referee that has just made a call against them. It is usually preceded by the "niggerish expression of disbelief," which is characterized by a tell tale throwing up of the hands and furrowing of the brow in an extremely confused and angry look, accompanied by the phrase "WHAT THE FUCK?" and, in extreme cases, followed by the athlete purposely falling over backwards and laying on his back dramatically for a few seconds to emphasize the point that he "don't know why the fuck that nigga flagged me son."
Yo, did you see that crucial niggerish staredown Plaxico Burress gave Eli Manning after he was wide open and the pass went to Shockey instead of him?
by j shap December 28, 2005
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Scarecrow Mode

When a person becomes so intoxicated that they put their arms around the people on either side of them to maintain balance as they slowly pass out and end up looking like a scarecrow.
Man J.C. was so wasted last night he slipped into scarecrow mode by 12:30 and they had to airlift his bitchass out to his house.
by Luchesi Bonaviagi July 7, 2011
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Pub Scarecrow

A person who whenever is in a pub keeps females away, therefore they are scaring the birds away like a scarecrow.
Whenever he's about the women stay away, he's like the pub scarecrow.
by Cannonball Taffy O'Jones March 30, 2010
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scarecrowism

Through no fault of your own, ending up naked and covered in glue, then accidently stumbling into a huge pile of straw. Thus resembling a scarecrow!
Scarecrowism - You'll need to use your imagination on this one!!
by Anni B April 24, 2008
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Squarecrow

Lame, annoying, repetitive people, who talk you to death about the most boring of topics.
Bob: Yo, want to invite Jack to go eat with us?

Jim: Nah, last time i invited Jack to dinner, he lectured us for 2 hours about the mating rituals of the African bullfrog. Dude's a squarecrow!!
by Soosh6.0L May 30, 2011
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SCARECROW cHRIST

SCARECROW cHRIST is an Avant-Garde Experimental band From Fowlerville Michigan. Originally formed as a "Circus Metal" Act, but grew tired of sticking to one Genre. Is known to fuse elements such as Techno, Funk, Metal, Jazz, Blues, Ambient, and many other styles of sound all into one song, often switching styles within the seconds.
www.myspace.com/scarecrowchrist
Have you listened to SCARECROW cHRIST? They're like every band you like and don't like mixed into one.
www.myspace.com/scarecrowchrist
by Jack Nicholson August 7, 2008
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