Squarecrow

Lame, annoying, repetitive people, who talk you to death about the most boring of topics.

Bob: Yo, want to invite Jack to go eat with us?

Jim: Nah, last time i invited Jack to dinner, he lectured us for 2 hours about the mating rituals of the African bullfrog. Dude's a squarecrow!!

by Soosh6.0L May 30, 2011

Squarecrow

A Rorschach test created from feces on concrete.

Broh, plopped right on the floor and made my own Squarecrow.
Saw a dog playing the fiddle in that Squarecrow over there.

by Itsasphalt October 7, 2019

Squarecrow

Verb: to juggle unsuccessfully due to the objects being too light

We have been staring at Larry squarecrow all day. You can’t juggle with feathers, idiot.

by Itsasphalt October 8, 2019

scarecrow a bitch

When you fuck the brains out of a bitch, and leave her brainless like the "scarecrow" from the Wizard of Oz.

I am about to scarecrow a bitch tonight

by Obie16 November 4, 2010

Scarecrow-Hunting

During the halloween season, practitioners of Darkour take joy in hunting, stealing, collecting and displaying a large variey of many stolen scarecrows. After the halloween season, shadeuxs may find use for them such as: burning them, hiding them in leafless trees or simply saving them for next year.

"I went scarecrow-hunting until 4am, collected 15 scarecrows!!"

by Scarechich McPherson March 5, 2010

Over Roasted Turkey Scarecrow

The truly frightful appearance when someone is heavily over-tanned and their hair is bleached beyond all reason. It stems from a delusional belief that only excessively tanned skin and blonde hair is attractive.

Can also be abbreviated to Orts for stealthy deployment!

Did you see the state of Jo? She totally looks like an over roasted turkey scarecrow!

Hi Jo, got a bit of an Orts syndrome going on there?

by BlossomG April 3, 2013

Squarerrorism

The attempt by squares to brainwash Legends and subsequently rid them of their wit, charisma, ism and forward-thinking ability to go against established norms and buck the system. Squarerrorists come in many shapes and sizes, but ultimately they are generally not about that life and do everything they can to ensure that no one else will be either.

My company wants us to do some unpaid OT, they are all about that squarerrorism.

That squarerrorist is over their hating on swag and promotion squarerrorism.

by Daddee September 3, 2013