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Lame, annoying, repetitive people, who talk you to death about the most boring of topics.
Bob: Yo, want to invite Jack to go eat with us?

Jim: Nah, last time i invited Jack to dinner, he lectured us for 2 hours about the mating rituals of the African bullfrog. Dude's a squarecrow!!
by Soosh6.0L May 05, 2011
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A Rorschach test created from feces on concrete.
Broh, plopped right on the floor and made my own Squarecrow.
Saw a dog playing the fiddle in that Squarecrow over there.
by Itsasphalt October 07, 2019
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Verb: to juggle unsuccessfully due to the objects being too light
We have been staring at Larry squarecrow all day. You can’t juggle with feathers, idiot.
by Itsasphalt October 08, 2019
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