spaffoon

A receptacle for spaff, usually a round flat vessel of earthenware or
metal, sometimes having a cover in the form of a shallow funnel with an
opening in the middle.

Lacking any other suitable receptacle when watching Baywatch Nights, we used our upturned female housemate
with her flaps spread as our communal spaffoon.

by spaggler October 14, 2003

stafoo

v. to "shut the fuck up," an acronym known as stfu.

1. tell that fucking teacher to stafoo.

by Kevin January 12, 2004

Stafford County

A place that is, in fact, three places. There is the center, full of commerce. The middle ring has the normal, suburban living. The outer ring is a waste land, which few venture to. Most living there have careers elsewhere and commute or support the infrastructure that the commuters live on. It's a dull place, where teenagers are either having sex or are completely bored out of their minds. Adults plan to retire there. Fredricksburg students who want a hope for the future generally transfer to Stafford County High Schools.

"I live in Stafford County."

"So you're old, having sex or bored?"

by Sixten Thomson October 24, 2006

stiffoo

the pronouciation of the acronym STFU which means shut the fuck up. Stiffoo is just a better way of trying to say the letters, or more pg way of saying the full meaning. It also seems to lose some of its aggresion with the abbrivation.

person 1: so i was like 'blah blah blah' after she was all 'yadda yadda yadda'
person 2: god, stiffoo!

person A: stiffoo noob!
person B: why dont you just swear like a normal person?

by anevilscientist September 22, 2007

doing a Stafford

To take a shit at either a public convenience or in somebody else's house, rather than hold it in and just go when you get home because it's fucking rancid.

Doing a Stafford often takes such a long time that others will notice your absence from whatever social situation you have decided that shitting is more important than.

(When sitting in a cafe with friends)
- Sam's been gone for ages, what's taking him so long?
- He's probably doing a Stafford.

(When friends are over at one's house and party rules are being decided)
- No going in my parents' room, no smoking indoors, no doing a Stafford, no vomiting on the carpet

by fryson August 3, 2010

north stafford high school

Where girls like to have sex with other girls boyfriends and boys like to play games

Omg did you hear Teresa from North stafford high school fucked hunter?!

by Teresathewhore July 6, 2017

stafoo

STFU pronounced aloud

STFU means to shut the fuck up and is one of the better online acronyms


got something to say about this defintion then you can stafoo!

bob: STAFOO
lexi: STAFOO BITCH
bob: it doesn't work if we both do it =(
lexi: noone:*cares*

by theeclique February 23, 2004