St. Pauls is a small independent private school in brooklandville md. this school has a good academic reputation but even the teachers know their classes are jokes. Most of the kids drive luxery vehicles and live in mansions. Lacrosse is life here.they are very talented every year even tho the kids on the team are the biggest partyers at the school. If you actually play on the varsity team you most definately fuck. These kids are untouchable. Social scenes simething special. going to a house party every weekend trying to pork some private school sloot. basically they party harder then colleges with the amount of alcohol consumed and drugs done. when spring comes theirs a darty everyweekend.everyone knows Sp is full of frat stars (dont let gilman kids tell you different) that hang with the hottest chicks and and other schools know not to fuck with the cruzies or they will seriously fuck u up. Sp kids blackout every weekend waking up and realizing all the shit they did. Then lie to their parents trying to fix the shit they did all morning. After they figure out what happend the previous night they will head over to towson hot bagel to cure their hangover and meet up with other kids asking about their night.drugs are a big part of the community. everyone is on something. all in all sounds like a wonderful place to have a extra 4 years of college.
Gilman kid 1: yo you wanna go to that st. pauls school party they hang with the hottest chicks
Gilam kid 2: nah bro they will fight us and im inbetween lawyers right now, lets just go home and jerk eachother off?
Gilman kid 1: thought ud never ask!!!!
Gilam kid 2: nah bro they will fight us and im inbetween lawyers right now, lets just go home and jerk eachother off?
Gilman kid 1: thought ud never ask!!!!
by geebdeleter69420 July 23, 2018
Get the St. Pauls school mug.St. Pauls High School is a one of the worst schools, or should I say THE WORST school in Robeson County, NC. First of all, 3/4 percent of the athletes have std’s, especially the football team, they’re never worried about their education at all, they just love sticking their dicks in snow bunnies. Second of all, the sex that goes around this school, which is the cause of all these diseases around of course, there are freshmen fucking in the baseball field, bathrooms, and even classrooms, imagine how fucking dirty this school could be, even with the virus around. Third of all, the amount of non-poc people saying the N-Word, the whites, the racist ass natives, you fucking name it. This school is all about fighting, and most of the kids that “fight” really ain’t shit, they just fight like a bitch. Well that’s all, I could write a novel about this but that’s for another time, remember kids, SPHS will always have junkies and freaks, but there is never a day where it’s boring.
by hatinglife84 February 27, 2022
Get the St. Pauls High School mug.St. Pauls School in Maryland is a magical place where the teachers all came from hell. A lot of the students hate it there, because anyone who doesn't wear exactly what everyone else does gets ridiculed. Most of these kids don't get beat up because the other people know that the "weird" kids could turn their asses into whipped cream. The dress code is designed to keep kids from thinking independantly, you have to wear a shirt and tie and either wear a buzzcut or a bowl. The kids on sports teams claim that they are so much better than everyone else, but most of them would sell thier "bff" for a nickel. Especially a shiny one.
SP Kid: Hey, that kids wearing black... lets kick his ass!!!
*five minutes later, all the jocks are impaled on pikes, most of them partially disemboweled, some on their knees begging for mercy from the kids they once fags, geeks, losers, and retards.*
St. Pauls School MD is layed to waste. what was once a great establishment is now in flames. MOST PEOPLE DONT KNOW IT BUT ST PAULS WAS ORIGINALLY FOUNDED TO TEACH CHOIRBOYS< NOT LACCROSSE PLAYERS
*five minutes later, all the jocks are impaled on pikes, most of them partially disemboweled, some on their knees begging for mercy from the kids they once fags, geeks, losers, and retards.*
St. Pauls School MD is layed to waste. what was once a great establishment is now in flames. MOST PEOPLE DONT KNOW IT BUT ST PAULS WAS ORIGINALLY FOUNDED TO TEACH CHOIRBOYS< NOT LACCROSSE PLAYERS
by your mom's new special freind November 7, 2008
Get the St. Pauls School MD mug.St Pauls Academy is prison run by Ms Malone in her attempt to brainwash teenagers. It’s located in Abbey Wood. 0/10, wouldn’t come again.
by SmackylipsmmmMM August 28, 2019
Get the St Pauls Academy mug.by JustAKidxoxox April 22, 2019
Get the st pauls academy mug.Old Lady: Look at that youngster over there vandelising that property
Old Lady 2: The child must attend St Pauls 'cos there scum!
Old Lady 2: The child must attend St Pauls 'cos there scum!
by Scummysnotbag July 24, 2009
Get the St Pauls mug.A school located on falls road in Maryland where all the snoby whores go. The male population consists of guys who think they can play lacrosse but are so retarded they can't even spell it out so they just go with "lax" The girls are sluts everyone who lives in the 410 is positive of that. If you're in need a Bj just go to any St Pauls girl (while wearing plaid pants and a polo, with a lax stick in your hand) and tell her you're rich, then she will proceed to go down on you. In addition the girls enjoy taking pictures of them selves naked, with other girls. No body really likes anyone from St Pauls because they have this sense that they're better then you because you don't wear polos.
Hey that girl is a whore!
Yeah well not surprising she goes to St Pauls.
That guy is such an ass hole he only knows three words lax polo and bcc
yeah well that's st pauls
Yeah well not surprising she goes to St Pauls.
That guy is such an ass hole he only knows three words lax polo and bcc
yeah well that's st pauls
by Dulaneykid May 7, 2009
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