squizz

a rare variety of bird, commonly found in Djibouti (pronounced squizz)

I greatly enjoy consuming squizz. This is because I have no brain or moral sense, so I automatically assume it's fine to eat stuff that's not human, and moreover, were I to know that that may not be alright, I wouldn't care. Yayz.

by Sqwertz April 30, 2008

Squizz

The feeling you get the moment your about to splooge.

I am feeling quite squizzy.

by Frank Sov November 18, 2007

Squizz

The act of cumming (jizzing) and squirting at the same time.

Yeah man, I squizzed all over that chick last night

by screwit. September 24, 2011

Squizz

Female ejaculation

I was having a 69 with my girlfriend last night and she squizzed in my face, the bed was like a puddle.

by Lo Anne June 13, 2012

Squizz

Another way of saying the word 'pussy' as in:

A) a vagina

B) someone who lacks confidence or courage

"Dude, she was totally naked. I could see her squizz and everything!"

"Come on man, stop being such a squizz and steal that car!"

by squizzer101 June 12, 2012

Squizz

Default face of people suffering Bogan Syndrome.

The face is made by exposing the top teeth, whilst squinting the eyes, often accompanied by involuntary thrashing.

Suspect sighted in a green Commodore ute, wearing orange reflective sunnies and squizzing.

by Adam Hister June 28, 2019

Squizz

A compression of forces an order of magnitude stronger than what has been previously measured (n).

The act of forcefully applying immense levels of upward pressure to an object, financial instrument, or store of value (v).

Volkswagen squizzed so hard that my portfolio returned over 110% throughout the financial crisis in 2008; I now predict Gamestop will squizz even harder in 2021.

by Squiddy55 March 23, 2021