Squiffy 

When you pass your finger inbetween your arse cheeks and wipe it on someones upper lip.

i devestated tashas face when i gave her a squiffy.

Squiffy by DarrylLewis1990 July 1, 2008

squiffy 

The feeling you get when you're hungover and your stomach is empty of food and its feels well soft, normally cured by eating something

at 2pm
Ed: Tom mate we were fucked last night..
Tom: yea man i feel really squiffy right now!
Ed: lets get summit to eat bro you'll feel sweet after!

squiffy by Big C Dog January 15, 2008

Squiffy 

Drunk or intoxicated

"I am slightly squiffy"

Squiffy by Heymanchick July 26, 2018

squiffy 

incredibly, unreasonably drunk

oh god, he/she's gone squiffy

squiffy by whiteravn2 February 8, 2022

Squiffy

Weird in the head before the weird relm

Shes a bit squiffy her

Squiffy by Gazcoates88 March 19, 2026

Squiffy Time 

The appointed time of a day to consume numerous alcoholic beverages to the point of inebriation.

What time is it? It's quarter to squiffy time.

Squiffy Time by mphl March 10, 2009

Squiffoid 

Slightly drunk. A bit like being drunkified.

I only had one beer but I'm already feeling squiffoid!

Squiffoid by loulahoula May 26, 2013