Spite Monkey

A Spite Monkey is a type of volunteer editor working for Urban Dictionary who, having had a definition rejected, goes into a session to approve new words and rejects anything and everything irrespective of its value. A childish, nasty, little fuckwit whose actions hold back progress and discourage others from contributing. They don't bother looking to see how their definition can be fixed, they just throw all of their toys out of the pram and reject everyone else's definitions.

"I've had four sound definitions rejected by Urban Dictionary, I'm not sure why."
" Don't worry about it, it's probably just some American spite monkey who doesn't understand English!"

by AKACroatalin April 10, 2015

Spite Monkey Niggler

Possibly the worst sort of spite monkey, can be male or female, who is a complete Malcolm, that is petty, vindictive and unpleasant. The females take princess syndrome to a whole new level while the males (if you can call them that) are shit eating brown nosers. The things they do cause problems for other people or are totally pointless, serving no purpose whatsoever except to feed their self-centred vanity. Typical of the pointless, stupid things that they do, is to vote against the top definition in Urban Dictionary just because it is the top definition. They are a stone in the shoe of humanity and should be neutered to prevent any possibility of them breeding, that or sent to a far distant galaxy.

Anyone who votes against top definitions simply because they are top definitions is nothing but shit for brains spite monkey niggler.

by AKACroatalin October 27, 2016

spread them

To spread legs- a joke with memeulous ( George) and Joshy ( Josh)

SPREAD THEM NOW - Josh on Club penguins island

by Your Clapped Josh January 5, 2018

Spite Dying

When you decide to DIE if someone touches your mule bits

IF YOU TOUCH MY MULE BITS I WILL START SPITE DYING

by Poggers_ January 18, 2021

In spite of

To go on with it even though there is or was a issue

Happy Birthday :D(in spite of the the fact of how you treated our friends and family so poorly that they could have died)

by KingDavidTheGreatChosenOne June 23, 2015

out of spite

To deliberately hurt someone because they have hurt you. Revenge really. Retaliation.

I broke up with Sally last week, so yesterday she gave me back all the gifts I gave to her out of spite.

by Rimon August 26, 2010

Spread him on a cracker

A phrase used in response to seeing someone good-looking to emphasise how attractive you find them. You are essentially saying that someone is so attractive that you could eat them.

Kim: Did you see Chocolat?
Michelle:Yer, I love that film. Johnny Depp is so sexy in it.
Kim: Totally! I could just spread him on a cracker...

by CoolhandLauren257 February 21, 2011