sporking 

Spooning in bed with an erection

We were spooning and he got an erection, so we were sporking

sporking by J.S. Klein July 19, 2012

Sporking 

Spooning but pointy; gay spooning.

Dude those guys were sporking each other all night.

Sporking by Wassupninja October 6, 2016

Sporking 

A kind of foreplay. Where the man has a boner while in the act of spooning.

Shannen: Baby, What's the poking me?
Louis: My penis.
Shannen: Oh ok.
*Falls back asleep while getting sporking*

Sporking by Stormmfreakk July 16, 2010

Sporking 

The act of "spooning" with the intent of turning into the act of sex. Usually by use of an erection while spooning.

I woke up this morning to my boyfriend sporking me, which of course lead to sex.

Sporking by Lord Rader June 3, 2011

sporking 

Having sex in a spooning position.

It's spooning, plus forking.

We were cuddling in bed, but he had morning wood and we totally ended up sporking before work.

sporking by Wachel Bwady February 9, 2009

sporking 

The mocking/critiquing of a Mary Sue character found in any fandom. Often done on livejournal.com. Can be combined with Bleeprin (to relieve the headaches after reading them) and Brain Bleach (to remove them completely.)

Bella: Did you see that American!Werewolf!Transfer Sue on Deleterius? The sporking was hilarious!

Enelya: No, but I found this really dumb Legomance on fanfiction.net last night.

Bella: Yeah, you sent me the link. I need brain bleach!

sporking by Bella the Cool July 29, 2008

sporking 

Having sex while in the spooning position. Similar to doggy style, but less upright. For lazy people, or those who really really really love to spoon.

I was too lazy last night to get up and start screwing her; instead, we decided on sporking.

sporking by Giant Peach December 28, 2005