The state of being totally worn slick and overwhelmed by listening to, advising, comforting, emailing, texting, facebooking, etc. an innumerable amount of 12-step sponsees.

I sponsor too many women. I talked to one lady about her divorce, another about her drunk husband, still another about her meth addiction and one more about her shopping addiction - all before 10am. I am becoming spon-sore!

spon-sore by Pink Sneakers March 9, 2011

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Spon-Bon

A kick-ass abbreviation for the words: "spontaneous boner". If you're a rocket scientist, this means that the penis will become erect for no apparent reason.

See Morning Wood or Afternoon Wood.

Jack to John: "I have a spon-bon..."

John: "You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. Once, I almost blew a load into my bellybutton."

Jack: "Shit! Don't have time!"

Hannah: "Jack, is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

Spon-Bon by JordanAnderson September 9, 2010

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Spon-e-Jack

Spontaneous Ejactulation typically discharging out of an erect male penis while being thrust in a tight wet hole.

Holy Shit Kat, that guy spon-e-jacked all over my anus.

Spon-e-Jack by Downatfragglerock June 6, 2023

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Word Sponge

A person who is devoted, and addicted, to reading.

Jimi Herndon is a serious "Word Sponge"! He soaked up 72 books in 52 weeks! Amazing!

Word Sponge by talk2me-JCH2 March 7, 2017

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