Splork is a punk rock band from Richmond, Virgina, United States. Formed in 2008 with 4 members (Wendy, Phil, Michael, Phil) their first official release was a Christmas single titled "Eat my Fruitcake". http://www.myspace.com/splorksplorksplork
by Phil Splork March 22, 2009
A single drop of water from above (usually a tree, roof eaves, storefront awning, entryway door) that hits you on the head even though you have been avoiding the rain by walking under protective objects along your route, and which occurs at the very moment you let your guard down as you transition from outdoors to indoors... subsequently penetrating your hair, soaking into your scalp, making you feel cold and itchy, causing you to scratch which messes up your hair and makes you look un-smart.
No, I'm not trying to look like a Millennial, I'm scratching my head because even though I made it all the way from Circular Quay to the office without getting wet, I got splorked as I walked in the door... has anybody got a comb?? I'm hungry, lets get a taco.
by Torpedo Fifty One October 02, 2019
Verb-In-A-Verb, verb or action of a game created by four boys. To splork is to fend of a Bang and to send to one other player. The Bang is to shoot a fictitious bullet-thing from a Uni-Ball pen.
by rpcguy February 16, 2009
A multifunctional object that has lost functionality. A spork that breaks. A smartphone with poop in it.
by bremstar March 07, 2022