sharpen the beaver cleaver

to hurriedly masturbate in preparation for vaginal sex; for the expressed purpose of cleaving the beav

after a chilly swim i had to sharpen the beaver cleaver before giving your mom a screaming pelican, so as not to appear baby dicked

by kootermaniac April 2, 2004

Sharpener

An alcoholic beverage used to enhance creativity and productivity

“Fancy a sharpener at lunchtime?”

by Spalding July 9, 2019

Snarping

To commit criminal voyeurism

Dude: Did you hear that Creepy Jimmy was arrested?
Bro: That's not surprising. What for?
Dude: Someone caught him snarping and called the cops.

by HatefulN8 June 2, 2021

sharpening the pencil

the act of when while a girl and a guy are having sex the guy lays down and holds his dick straight as she spins as she goes up and down.

Yo dude me and that girl were sharpening the pencil last night.

by big mike5334 September 26, 2010

Parker Pencil Sharpener

When a girl nibbles and tugs on your dick to the point of it becoming pointed, or sharpened!

"I got a Parker Pencil Sharpener last night and now I can pop a balloon with my cock!"
"Howy Shit!"

by BrownieMixx January 11, 2009

The Snappening

(v)

The act of Thanos snapping his fingers in Infinity War, thus wiping out half of all known existence

Can't we just call Thanos's genocide The Snappening?

by MikeyD25 May 6, 2019

snappening

Bringing balance to the universe, as all things should be.

Greatest event on Reddit r/thanosdidnothingwrong where half of the users got banned, bringing balance to the subreddit as all thing should.

Did you survive the Snappening?

by T3chie July 10, 2018