Take me to snurch I’ll worship like a snog at the snrine of your lies
I’ll tell you my snins and you can snarpen your snife
I’ll tell you my snins and you can snarpen your snife
by Look at me my name is original September 12, 2020
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The lock and key theory can finally be disproved. The lock and key theory states that "A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that can be opened by many keys is a useless lock" The counter theory, the pencil and sharpener theory states that "a pencil that is sharpened by a lot of sharpeners becomes a useless stub/pencil while a sharpener that sharpens a lot of pencils is a good pencil sharpener" This theory is rarely favoured by males... for some reason.
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The pencil and sharpener theory is mostly used to shut a boy up when he brings up the lock and key theory. Works everytime
by Pitarz September 8, 2016
Get the Pencil and Sharpener theory mug.(noun) An alcoholic beverage, typically one standard drink (0.6 oz pure ethanol), consumed at the start of one's day. The intended goal of a morning sharpener is, as the name implies, to "sharpen" one's mental accuity, mood and motivation. However, much like getting high before a stressful, high pressure event, it often has the opposite effect.
Similar to irish coffee, morning joe and wake and bake.
Similar to irish coffee, morning joe and wake and bake.
"What's up with Joe today?"
"Oh, he ran out of sauce for his morning sharpener. He's feeling a bit twitchy, is all."
"Poor bastard."
"Oh, he ran out of sauce for his morning sharpener. He's feeling a bit twitchy, is all."
"Poor bastard."
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Get the broken pencil sharpener mug.Derived from snark(a word that comes from the combination of snide and remark) and schadenfreude.
snarkenfreude means not only do you enjoy someone else's suffering or mishaps but you quip--usually within the sufferer's earshot--snide comments at their expense.
snarkenfreude means not only do you enjoy someone else's suffering or mishaps but you quip--usually within the sufferer's earshot--snide comments at their expense.
"But Mr. Vice-President," asked the reporter, unable to dampen his snarkenfreude, "doesn't a pace maker require the presence of an actual heart?"
by SnarkybutSad August 28, 2007
Get the snarkenfreude mug.When low and middle level managers and supervisiors stand around and brag up various achevements and decisions that to any rational outside observer appear highly overrated at best and approaching fiascos at worst.
Geez Dennis and Jim have stood around all day penis sharpening about what they did during the blizzard.
by wittle buddy squarepants February 18, 2010
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