smurf tube

the blue/purple shrivelled remnants of your penis after using a condom that was too small.

stole a rubber from my midget roomate. it wasn't normal size though so after banging my girlfriend, there was nothing left of my dick except a smurf tube.

by timmyhidthebodies March 15, 2017

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smultry

A voraciously sexy look that combines 'sultry' and 'smoldering'. Use at your own risk. First pioneered by Eileen. Is a step above 'Come hither' but below 'I want in your pants'. Yields desired results every time IF used correctly.

Eileen screwed up her face in intense concentration and aimed a smultry look at Pat across a row of pizzas, conveying her secret longing. Pat then immediately sauntered over and planted the most sensuous kiss on Eileen's expectant and eager lips. :

by LisaLisaBoBisa January 22, 2008

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smlfy

So-Much-Love-For-You

Omg thanks for getting me a birthday present smlfy!!

by SammyHammy1234 June 5, 2017

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smurf

In online gaming, a smurf is an experienced player who uses a new account to deceive other players into thinking he's a noob (newbie). The purpose is usually to play against less skilled opponents who will under-estimate the 'smurf'. The expected result is that the smurf will pwn (dominate) his opponents and humiliate them further as they have been now beaten by an apparent noob.

Haha I played company of heroes last night against two level 6 players. I totally smurfed them with my level 1 account. Poor noobs wanted an easy game.

by tastelikecrab February 7, 2009

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