Smert

See Me Everyday Rolling Trees

Smert nigga

by Smert McGert November 23, 2021

Smert

The word smert comes from the 2 words “smart” and “twerk”. It is a new, better, SWAGGIER . If anyone asks if you’re smart, don’t using boring old words like that, use “smert” it can also be used as a continuous word. For example-

“We should all go smerting tonight in celebration of passing 12th grade.”

by swaglikethemclickityclackboots June 7, 2023

Smert Clathes

Smert clathes can be found in smert shops such as; Footlocker and SuperSmert.

Lets go to supersmert as they have well smert clathes, yes they do

by Whit Goodman August 1, 2011

Smart Contract

Smart Contracts are a tangible expression of the term 'Code is Law'. By coding prerequisite conditions into an algorithmic contract, one can essentially create a self-executing contract, eliminating the need for a middleman and automating the process of trust.

It is a common feature of blockchain and cryptocurrency protocols.

I tried to scam a customer for his money before the GPS logistics system verified delivery of the goods, but the pesky smart contract prevented me from touching their funds!

by Zenarchism October 17, 2018

must smart a mite

A cowboy's humorous statement understating a severe physical mishap.

Billy Bob got trampled by a bull at the rodeo! Now that must smart a mite!

by I, Wreckerrr November 1, 2020

smart answer

A good answer to a rhetorical question. An answer that proves you are still awake.

Because most rhetoric is used by lame people on autopilot, a smart answer is used to wake them up.

by Stephan Smolka November 20, 2009

Derek Smart

Derek smart is one of the most notorious and loathed game developers around. In addition to being the designer of the critically shunned games BC3000, Universal Combat, et al. he is also credited for starting or continuing numerous flamewars in Usenet and on web-boards all over the internet. His legacy of designing awful computer games and then crying foul when people tell them they are unplayable has led to many humorous statements, catalogued at a site called "The Flamewar Follies" (google it). If he spent half of his time and energy developing decent, stable games that don't crash to the desktop every 5 seconds, rather than threatening to sue or filing frivolous law-suits against his critics, then he would be a half-decent game designer. Unfortunately, as anyone who has played any of the BC series can tell you, this is clearly not the case. Aside from 'graduating' from a non-accredited community college, Mr. Smart claims to have a phd in computer science, although no dissertation or thesis exists to back up his false claims. See Also: fraud, lame, n00b, loser

Also, if you vote that you like this definition, he'll SUE YOU!

Derek Smart threatened to sue me after I posted this definition.

In order to play Universal Combat, you need to have a real PHD, and not a fake one like Derek Smart!

by Sue Me February 20, 2005