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sheeters

A woman's boobs that are so large that when she lays naked on her back they touch the sheets of the bed.
Man 1: "Look at the size of those jugs!"

Man 2: "I bet those are sheeters."
by bartfarkel October 13, 2008
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Early Skeeter

1. A Premature Ejaculator

2. A Boy who develops early, thus intern is able to skeet earlier. The maximum age for an early skeeter is arguable. Some say the maximum age is 12, others 14. Skeet Magee (the most famous skeeter of all time) is a classic example of an Early Skeeter. Skeet Magee was able to skeet at age 12, though some say that he was born with the ability to skeet, making him the earliest skeeter of all time by at least 10 years.
Bob: "My son Timmy succesfully masturbated today!!!"
Jones: "Dude, 1st of all thats nasty"
Bob: "Come on man, hes only 12 years old!!"
Jones: "Damn...thats incredible I forgot he was that young"
Bob: "Yup my Timmy is an Early Skeeter "
Jones: "Your sons a regular F****** Skeet Magee!"
Bob: "Well I didnt say all that, I mean Skeet Magee is a F****** legend man, my son is a pansy"
by David Skeet Jr. March 12, 2008
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sweeterting

A cutee girl, someone's who very pretty and everyone loves
She's a sweeterting
by Sweeterting March 14, 2017
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skeetering

(adj) skee-ter-ing, skee-ter-ed; To proclaim great falsehoods, the act of assuming the character or appearance of, especially if fraudulently.
Man, this guy Fred Bornes is skeetering the hell out of us!
by Kevindoh April 6, 2007
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Sweeterman

Example 1:damn, who’s that sweeterman?

Example 2: oouu, he’s a sweeterman
by Ybn gang January 6, 2018
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Uncle Skeeter

An Uncle Skeeter is one who skeets while at someone else's house. Looked down upon as strange by many people, but most "Uncle Skeeter"s just enjoy masturbating in a place away from home, it brings more pleasure for them.
-Damn, I just found out that Sasman jerked-off at my house yesterday

-Dude, I knew he's an Uncle Skeeter!!!
by I M A Dogg October 20, 2005
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Sweeteries

Sugary items that have sugar
I ain't tryna do them sweeteries
by Sweeteries October 31, 2012
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