Girl to hot guy: *agrees to do a bunch of shit to get him to like her*

Guys friend: damn that bitch is sugary as fuck

Guy: hell yeah, but now I've got someone to do all my homework so I guess it's cool

Disgraced attorney Rudy Giuliani’s face became drenched in sweat and hair dye as he invented evidence of widespread voter fraud during President Trump’s clown coup.

Guy: Hey girl, did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you’re fucking sugary!
Girl: I had no choice where to sit. All the seats were taken.

"Hey man you in the mood for some sugary?"

"Nah dude, I dont do coke."