smashrag

A newspaper or magazine that publishes only the hottest and newest information.

(british voice) Did you see that on the telly, or in the latest smashrag?

by R3port3r October 4, 2012

smashbag

1. A bag that needs/could be smashed

2. A mimsy that could take as much smashing as your grandma

3. A packet of instant mashed potato

4. A piece of memorabilia from a mashed potato alien craft (UK advert) (note could be flange like)

1. This paper bag is surprisingly flimsy, Yes infact it is smashed

2.Holy Moly, Chris, I thought that your gran could take a smashing, just look at the broken flange flaps on that biatch!

3.
Chris:This mashed potato tastes like shite!
Adam:Of course , it is instant after all!!

4. Here, Take this smashbag as a token of our appreciation?

by craigyh November 25, 2007

Smashtadon

A particularly fat girl who for some reason is hot enough to have sober, consensual sex with.

"Dude, the girl your workin' on is hot, but her chunky friend isn't that bad."

"Yeah, she's a Smashtadon, fosho."

"Should I smash?"

"Yeah, Smashtadons are like unicorns, often talked about but seldom seen."

by Kenny Todd January 1, 2008

Slashtag

A slashtag is a form of hashtag that opposes the hashtagging of a phrase that someone else gives.

J: That dinner was awesome
T: I concur. 'twas hashtag sweet
P: (In disagreement with T) Slashtag boring

by Whykemism August 19, 2013

Smashpage

A rampage of smashing (hooking up) for a period lasting at least three weeks.

Back when I went on my smashpage I had to get an std test.

by Dc1544 November 25, 2016

Smashage

A text message sent with the intention of fucking them upon their response.

Hey fellows, I am going to have to leave after she responds to this smashage.

by betterdick April 8, 2022

smashtache

A super sexy mustache that makes a man look smashable.

Dang he's definitely got a smashtache!

by Curvyqt78 March 3, 2023