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Brittany: mmm this slom is so fucking delicious
by stan_kathy_bates November 30, 2020
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N'sLoM

Stands for Newton's Law of Motion.
Ken-hey Cody what you doing?

Cody-not much just stuying N'sLoM.

Ken-Gay!
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meaty slom

“Oi gowan kev, get your meaty slom out!”
by cole shasby June 1, 2018
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Slommy

There’s no clear meaning behind what Slommy actually means and i would say that it is something that’s out of this world. People would say that it means Salami but for me it’s more than that. Slommy helps me get out of bed in the morning. Whenever I’m sad I just think about slommy and instants happiness fills me up. I love slommy and so should you. The world needs more Slommy
What do you wanna eat today?”

silence
“Slommy yes no beans
by slommyinmyheart April 24, 2020
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Geo SloMo

A sneaky little Mexican named Luis (or Luisa, on the streets). Always late for everything especially when he is supposed to be early. Got drunk in Reno and fell asleep with some random guy.
Dude, that F'n Geo SloMo is late again. Goddamn asshole.
by Rn2d@3ddr November 7, 2009
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Sloment

1. An awkward moment in which you accidentally make direct eye contact with another person who hates you and life suddenly goes into slow motion for approximately 3 seconds until eye contact or silence is broken.

2. Moments also engaged by rivals, such as a criminal to a police officer. This is most often experienced when someone accidentally speeds past a police officer on the side of the road. The very moment of realization by the speeder will throw him into a sloment as he turns his head and watches himself get gunned.
As I turned the corner going 140mph in my black, Chevy Cobalt SS, I experienced a true sloment as I ripped past a cop chilling on the side of the road. After pulling me over, he wrote me a ticket for $500 and impounded my car. As they were towing away my baby, my mom rolled up. As she stepped out of the car, our eyes connected. The sloment was so intense that I could see the wrinkles under her eyes form as she glared at me - pissed that I just lost the car she hadn't even finished paying off yet. It was almost a mercy killing when the cop slapped cuffs on me and put me in the back of his car - better his than hers.
by chasevrocket January 17, 2010
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Romp Slompin

The act of indulging in masturbating with feces using only the right hand, while at the same time with the head is inserted into a toilet (Used or unused I personally prefer used) the left hand is then spat on for lube and used to finger the anus furiously until ejaculation.
Bro last night my girl sent me nudes so I sent her a video of me romp slompin. I guess she didn't think it was as hot as I thought it was because now i'm a registered sex offender.
by Papa Lasaga January 24, 2020
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