skullbuggery 

The reference to, or actual using of unusual non-orifices in the head.

The gangster warned the store owner that if payment wasn't made by the end of the week, he would pop out the store owner's eye and perform skullbuggery in the hole while he watched with his other eye.

skullbuggery by TooSick4U July 31, 2006

Masturbatory Skullduggery 

You enter a room and sniff that familiar smell of ammonia, a copy of Razzle lies open nearby.There are tissues scattered around the bed and underneath the bed is a vacuum-pump penis developer.All the evidence suggests that someone has been wanking them selves off. But who was it?

This case of Masturbatory Skullduggery becomes more incongruous by the minute, some of these used tissues contain wallpaper paste solution!

Masturbatory Skullduggery by dead fantasist November 26, 2006

skullbuggery 

The act of having butt sex with a skeleton.

Guy 1: Dawg, I totally butt fucked that skeleton. It was some very intense skullbuggery.

Guy 2: Aw, you silly necrophiliac...

skullbuggery by Billiam Jenkins April 9, 2010

Skullduggery 

No good, underhanded dealing.

Person 1: Aimee is full of skullduggery!
Person 2: Yeah, I know!

Skullduggery by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

Skullduggery High 

A euphoric feeling that comes from doing something you can't tell too many people because of the repercussions.

I just fucked the hostess while my wife was parking the car and now I have such as skullduggery high. Don't tell anyone.

Skullduggery High by Tippy_CJM July 22, 2010

Skulduggery Pleasant 

A slang term used for when someone is killed because the murderer doesn't want their best friend to die saving the world.

Man, Joshua got Skulduggery Pleasanted the other day by Marco.

Hermione should have Skulduggery Pleasanted Voldemort herself so Harry didn't have to die.

Skulduggery Pleasant by Totally-Not-Valkyrie-Cain June 14, 2017

Skullbuggery 

Similar to the act of skullduggery - The ability to ply your ladyfriend with excessive amounts of alcohol, granting access to her back bassage during, otherwise vaginal intercourse.

Leroy: "I managed to sneak one in the back door last night 'cause the missus was bladdered"

Kenneth: "You filthy cunt. That's surely an act of skullbuggery if i've heard one"

Skullbuggery by Dan Jeacock January 17, 2008