Skullduggery High

A euphoric feeling that comes from doing something you can't tell too many people because of the repercussions.
I just fucked the hostess while my wife was parking the car and now I have such as skullduggery high. Don't tell anyone.
by Tippy_CJM July 21, 2010
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Text Dissertation

Sending multiple texts which far exceed the 160 character limit of a standard text message that often includes superfluous details; typically involves complex conversations that should take place via email or phone call.
Diane: Did you understand the point I was trying to make in my text?

Chris: You mean your last 16 texts in a row? No, Diane, because I didn't have time to read your text dissertation. Just call me.
by Tippy_CJM January 29, 2012
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Status Cockblock

When you post a witty status update that you know is gonna kill, and seconds later someone posts something about their dead (insert loved one/pet here) or about some earthquake in a third world country and totally steals your thunder.
I had a great status update and she commented about her stupid dead cat and totally status cockblocked me!
by Tippy_CJM July 21, 2010
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Massversation

When you are involved in an instant message (Facebook, Google chat, etc.) conversation with more than three people; can result in exesssive and annoying notifications and confussion you are not actively involved in the conversation.
I just logged onto Facebook and had 47 messages because Diane included me in this crazy massversation with a bunch of people, and I have no idea what they are talking about.
by Tippy_CJM January 22, 2012
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