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by KingNat5000 January 29, 2018

skrosty

after fucking or getting blown, skeeting in the womans face and while the skeet is still on her face, throwing sprinkles on the skeet-encrusted face.

blowing your load on some chicks face and then throwing sprinkles on her face...thats a skrosty

by Shanusdebar August 1, 2010

3-T Scroat

A third testicle surgically added to the male reproductive organs to improve pizzazz levels.

"Hey, man, check out my new 3-T Scroat I had implanted,"

by Ronald Jerimiah December 4, 2009

scroatleys

To place ones penis in a girls mouth whilst simultaneously resting the testicles in her ocular sockets, one testicle on each eye, like a pair of sunglasses.

"She said she likes to do it with the lights off, so I put the scroatleys on her instead, she couldn't see a thing."

by gaberham February 20, 2007

scroatmeal

thick semen; from the scrotum

I jerked off my piss stick and shot scroatmeal all over.

by Salvo September 22, 2005

scroat-o-hammer

An extremely painful, overly enthusiastic handjob that includes trauma to the testicles.

"I've been singing soprano ever since that drunk chick scroat-o-hammered me last night."

by CJpdx November 14, 2013

Scroat

/ skreut. adj. A person with no ambition to better themselves, happy to sponge off the state / welfare system. A social leech. Often of little intelligence or poorly educated, but unaware of their limitations. Occurs within all social age groups (they are living longer despite out efforts to poison with alcohol or tobacco). Often one family member may have held employment within local manual labour sector, and will endeavor to wash at least fortnightly. Their offspring however see no reason to contribute to society, except only to burden it further with their own ferrel inter-related produce.

Due to their social habits and needs scroats are often founds in groups or packs. They have complex interwoven family / community structures which are fiercely territorial. When not in their own social housing area the males can be found looking for anything of value not bolted down. Often congregate outside suppliers of cheap alcohol, betting shops, or post offices (when collecting their benefits). The females however favor pregnancy as a means to securing housing or greater financial income.

by daft-guy August 20, 2009